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"You monster who deceives humans and is not even an evil spirit!" the brainless monk roared, waving his staff and colliding with the countless fists of the Fall Guys.
"What kind of appearance do you have? A doll to amuse children? A costumed mascot wandering the streets? It's utterly absurd!"
Fall Guy pushed with both hands, hitting the brainless monk in the chest, sending him flying several meters, then stood still and shrugged.
What I look like is not something I want to see.
However, after thinking for a moment, he suddenly snapped his fingers with his chubby right hand.
"Hiss..."
A brand new, dazzling light emerged from nothingness, enveloping the Fall Guy's body. Moments later, a completely new Fall Guy image appeared in the spot.
He wore blue plate armor, a yellow scarf, and a medieval-style knight's helmet. The helmet's visor was open, revealing his still deep, dark eyes.
Previously, thanks to someone else's help, Dou Tang gained many souls, and the resentment of those souls transformed into several new Fall Guy costumes.
【Knight Set】
[Skill: Draw Sword]
[Effect: Allows you to draw a longsword from your waist; it will disappear once removed from your hand.]
Price: 30 low-level vengeful spirits
This set doesn't have any special effects, but its advantage lies in... another sword that can be summoned at any time!
This was originally intended by Dou Tang as a substitute when he had no sword at hand. Now that the brainless monk was provoking him, he might as well let him see what it was all about!
"Wuhu!"
Fall Guys reached for his waist with his chubby hand and a red and white cartoon sword that looked like it was made of candy appeared in his hand. It was wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and looked quite ridiculous.
"Wuhu! Wuhu!"
Fall Guy brandished his longsword twice, struck a fencing pose, and began to provoke the Brainless Monk.
"You bastard! You're asking for it!"
The brainless monk roared and brandished his staff.
Upon hearing this, Dou Tang couldn't help but sigh.
Unfortunately, there are so few swear words in Japanese. Even "baka" is considered the dirtiest, but it can't express the mindless monk's feelings at this moment.
Faced with the tin cane that came crashing down like a sledgehammer, Fall Guy let out a cry and his whole body began to move!
In an instant, he transformed into a towering giant with bulging muscles, and his previously ridiculous armor became a heavy knight's armor engraved with intricate patterns!
The longsword in his hand gleamed with a sharp light!
When Fall Guys switches to this form, everything about him changes to a more realistic style, but the color scheme remains hilarious.
The knight was tall and imposing, standing in the forest like a statue that had stepped out of a dream. His body shimmered with light, and his imposing aura collided with the dreamlike colors, transforming him into a war god who seemed to protect children's dreams.
The plume on the back of the knight's helmet fluttered and rose with the wind.
The Fall Guy brandished his knight's sword, creating a whooshing sound as it clashed with the tin staff, producing a resounding clang.
The clanging sounds continued as the towering jelly bean-like figure casually swung his sword, while the brainless monk had to exert all his strength to defend himself; the difference in strength spoke volumes.
The mindless monk seemed to realize he couldn't escape, so he said coldly, "Your information is about humans. Aren't you afraid I'll expose it?"
The Fall Guy stopped wielding his sword, scratched his head with the blade, then shook his head and closed his eyes.
"Wuhu..."
No, I don't care!
A sword light flashed.
The brainless monk's ferocious expression froze.
The Fall Guy Rider's longsword pierced his chest, extinguishing his last vestige of life.
Then, with a horizontal slash, the longsword severed his sternum and one arm, and the staff clattered to the ground.
The brainless monk took a few steps back, his eyes filled with venomous resentment, gritting his teeth as he stared intently at the Fall Guy, saying, "I will be back. I know who you are. You won't have any peace!"
The Fall Guy Knight tilted his head and swung his sword again.
This sword strike severed the head of the brainless monk.
Half of the head flew into the air. The Fall Bean Man reached out to catch it, but only caught the emerald brain that flew out of the head. The head itself fell to the ground, rolled twice, and disappeared into the forest.
The Fall Guy looked at the Emerald Brain in front of him, seemingly troubled. After a moment of silence, he clenched his fist, and the Emerald Brain shattered with a bang, turning into streams of pus that flowed out from the gaps in his armored hand.
The green light gradually dimmed and disappeared.
The Fall Guy Knight stood still, brandishing his longsword to clean off the filth, then sheathed it. His body suddenly swelled up, transforming back into his round, chubby form.
Kume Chika, who was standing to the side, swallowed hard.
Fall Guy slowly turned around and looked at Chinatsu Kume.
He took a few steps forward, and the black mist around him slowly dissipated. With the death of the mindless monk, the resentment barrier that had been obscuring everything also gradually disappeared, revealing the original sky, where the clear and bright moonlight shone down.
Fall Guys climbed the stairs and came to stand in front of Chinatsu Kume. His tall figure cast a shadow that once again obscured Chinatsu Kume, forcing her to look up at him.
Chinatsu Kume shrank her neck and said uneasily, "You, you're a good person, right?"
"You saved me before... You're a good person, right?!"
Fall Guy remained silent, but walked up to Chinatsu Kume and extended his hand.
Chinatsu Kume closed her eyes in fear, her hand gripping the longsword and trembling.
But Fall Guy simply took the longsword from her hand, picked it up, and examined it for a moment.
Chinatsu Kume slightly opened her eyes and saw Fall Guy stroking the longsword. She whispered, "Is this...is this yours?"
Fall Guy glanced at her again.
Dou Tang thought to himself: What kind of nonsense is this?
What have you done to my perfectly good sword!
He reached out and quickly tore the talismans off the sword. The talismans crackled as they touched his hand, turning into ashes and slowly falling to the ground.
The talismans that are always effective at fighting evil spirits are no different from ordinary paper in front of the Fall Guys.
Dou Tang gripped the longsword in his hand as if it were a toothpick, then looked at Kume Chinatsu and reached out his hand again.
"Are you going to kill me...?" thought Chinatsu Kume.
But to her surprise, Fall Guys simply patted Chinatsu Kume's head and then turned and left.
"You, you really are a good person, right! Who exactly are you?!"
Chinatsu Kume snapped out of her daze and asked loudly.
But Fall Guys didn't answer her. He just walked silently down the mountain and waved to refuse Chinatsu Kume's offer to follow.
Its chubby body slowly disappeared into the woods.
Kume Chika felt a little disappointed, but also relieved.
Chapter 157 Mr. Ren, Good Evening
On the way down the mountain, after confirming that no one had seen him, Dou Tang deactivated his transformation.
The colorful lights slowly dissipated, revealing a man dressed entirely in black.
A mindless monk is ultimately a hidden danger.
We must find a way to kill him completely, otherwise this guy will just come back again and again.
Now that he knows he is Mr. Ren, he will definitely try every means to hinder him, which will be very detrimental to many things in the future.
Especially now that he's famous in Tokyo, although he doesn't know many people, anyone with a keen eye can find out a lot about him. If they want to get rid of him at his root, they could start by targeting the people around him...
A cold glint flashed in Dou Tang's eyes as he descended the mountain wearing a motorcycle helmet.
Then we must nip it in the bud...we must kill these guys.
He had to be completely clean, killing so that no one dared to covet him anymore.
This is necessary for a peaceful life in the future.
When you get back, ask Nurarihyon and Ryūji Sadako if they have any clues about the brainless monk.
Speaking of which, cultivating clones...maybe finding Mo Liang will also provide some clues.
Thinking of this, Dou Tang sighed inwardly.
That Tommy Hood so obediently offered up the crown, becoming a double agent, but after thinking it over, it was still too dangerous. She knew she was a Bean Girl, and the fact that she switched sides so easily was somewhat suspicious.
However... she is a very upright person, and a martial arts fanatic who is obsessed with martial arts. It is not easy to meet such a person in Tokyo. Dou Tang and she have a mutual respect.
Her true form is being monitored by her clone, Tangdou, so there shouldn't be any problems.
Dou Tang followed the mountain path downhill and eventually returned to the street. After hesitating for a moment, he opened his senses.
The senses that were previously blocked by the resentment barrier have returned to normal, and everything around is now within my perception. Several small towns in Okutama Town are no longer shrouded in resentment barriers, indicating that the local exorcists in those areas have resolved the incident.
However, if Dou Tang hadn't gone to kill the brainless monk who had his eye on the Riyuan area, it would probably have taken a long time for those exorcists to arrive in the Riyuan area after resolving the incidents in their own areas.
Even if they reach the Sunrise area, they might still be ambushed by mindless monks due to a lack of intelligence.
The brainless monk's plan had no flaws. From choosing the Sun Plains District, which was not guarded by exorcists, to concealing all information and arranging the means to corrupt the big-headed corpse, everything was perfect.
If he succeeds, even if not all of the thousands of people in Okutama Town are corrupted by him, he can still hold onto the Nihara Ward, turn the original ordinary people in the Nihara Ward into a considerable number of Emerald Brains, and then escape and never come back.
Unfortunately, a desperate phone call from Chinatsu Kume attracted the attention of the killing god, Tou Tang.
Dou Tang returned to the street, where some of the more daring ordinary people had already gone downstairs. The barrier of resentment that had enveloped the sky and the earth had disappeared, and these people began to flee in a hurry.
Dou Tang returned to his motorcycle. The area was covered in blood and grime, so few people dared to come.
Even if someone saw him on the street and recognized him as the guy who had killed the zombies before, they didn't dare to come up and talk to him. After all, Dou Tang's figure when he slaughtered the zombies was too terrifying. Those guys who were still human just a few hours ago were all mercilessly killed by Dou Tang, making people wonder if he would do the same to ordinary people.
Dou Tang doesn't care about the opinions of ordinary people. To him, strangers who have nothing to do with him are no different from an uncolored background, and he can simply ignore them.
I've experienced being admired, feared, and stared at with all sorts of strange looks countless times.
Dou Tang straddled the motorcycle and waited a while longer. When he estimated that it was about time, he dialed Kume Chinatsu's cell phone.
The phone rang for a while before being answered, followed by a slightly startled voice from Chinatsu Kume: "Kiryu-kun? Is that you?"
"Yes, it's me, Kume-kun. I'm in Okutama Town now!"
Chinatsu Kume breathed a sigh of relief, seemingly feeling more confident, and then asked, "Did you encounter anything strange on your way here? Are you still safe?"
Dou Tang said, "When I came here, I saw a black fog, but it has dissipated. Now... it seems that everything is safe. There are some people wandering the streets here, as if something happened not long ago."
Kume Chinatsu finally felt certain that everything was over, and said wearily, "That's good, that's good... If Kiryu-kun had been dragged into this, I really wouldn't know what to do."
"Kiryu-kun, I'm sorry, the situation here seems much worse than I thought..."
However, she immediately changed the subject, saying excitedly, "Kiryu-kun, you won't believe what I saw earlier! I ran into Fall Guys again!"
Dou Tang raised an eyebrow and continued, "Fall Guys? Was the incident here caused by Fall Guys?"
"No, no," Chinatsu Kume's voice was noticeably more excited, "It was Fall Guys who solved it! I finally understand, Fall Guys really are good people!"
"It just fought a demonic monk who had tricked us, and even transformed into a knight, killing the demon with a knight's longsword... Awesome!"
Dou Tang let out a sound of surprise, wanting to tease her, and then said, "So, you have corpses over there?"
Chinatsu Kume choked for a moment, then said, "Yes... ah."
"...Have you thought about how to explain this to the police? Do you think anyone would believe you if you said it was Fall Guys fighting evil spirits or something?"
“Uh, um, um… this…” Kume Chinatsu stammered.
Hearing her flustered expression, Dou Tang chuckled and said, "Don't worry, there are other exorcists here. No one will suspect you. Besides, why don't you just call Ringo Shinzen? She'll help you out."
"Oh, right, I'll call Ringo!" Chinatsu Kume nodded vigorously.
"Then, where are you now? I'll come find you over there," Dou Tang said.
"We're... in the mountains right now. Kiryu-kun, why don't you go to the parking lot at the entrance of the Hihara Ward? Our car is parked over there!"
"Tsukishima-nee and I will be down right away!"
Dou Tang nodded and hung up the phone.
Looking at the bright moon in the sky, the smile on his face gradually faded.
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