676 Chapter 1675 Never refuse a drink
676 Chapter 1675 Never refuse a drink
Chapter 676 1.675 Can never refuse a drink
"So the problem now is to get rid of that gluttonous black dragon as soon as possible." Margarne Yanfa Queen looked at Wu Chen: "My lord baron, what do you think?"
"You are absolutely right, Your Majesty the Queen." The lord completely agreed.
The old saying is good: "If you want to plant flowers, you will not bloom, but if you don't want to plant willows, they will make shade." Because of a profane journey in the adventures of the past (Roger Ota Rivers: I know this!), Emma Many famous female Nord spirits headed by Queen Jann Firefare were expelled from the Hall of Courage.As a result, they accidentally avoided Alduin's devouring, and most of the men who had been drinking and boxing in the hall all day had already been buried in the belly of the dragon.So this valley coalition army, which was expelled by the goddess, became the only resistance force in Songgard at the moment.Of course, referring to the Nords' tradition of disobedience, it seemed inevitable that an infighting over who had bigger fists was interrupted by the lord who returned to heaven.
Such is the case.
"Then, as the only man in the Songgard Valley right now, my lord baron, you have to take on the responsibility of leading." There seemed to be a gleam of warmth in the expression of Queen Margarne Flamehair: "Go use the Nords Way to get the honor that belongs to you."
"As you wish, my Majesty the Queen." The lord has already expected it.
Just like the names of the two sub-halls (wings) of the Hall of Courage: West Fist Wing and East Banquet Wing.
As the two tavern competitions that the Nords love to see: drinking and boxing, it is naturally necessary to prove courage and win honors.
Sure enough, the Lord Lord walked into the East Wing military tent under the guidance of Meera Stormcloak.The entire tent immediately erupted into screams like a mountain roar and a tsunami.
The female Nord warrior with bare breasts and hooked shoulders, grabbed the mead glass in her hand and slammed it on the table, completely ignoring the splash of hops, and it was all white (?).
"If you, like the unfortunate author of this article, are resented by the family's requirement to engage with our 'Nord allies' and 'trade partners' on a regular basis, you will quickly discover that Nord social interactions are far less Mo socio-cultural. My regular exposure to their habits and behaviors makes me an authority on avoiding physical harm when in the company of Nords. I hope this helps you as well, readers.
To a Nord, insulting words are not always insulting - unless purely so (meaning depending on the occasion).What may sound like an offensive reference when they talk (eg 'You old horker's ass') may in fact be an endearing nickname.Inserting similar epithets should be avoided unless you are reasonably familiar with the Nords you are talking to.Even so, remember that insulting a Nord's strength, courage, or honor almost inevitably leads to violence, as the offended party seeks to prove otherwise.
Never be able to turn down a drink.You'll have to become an expert at carefully draining the six or seven glasses of mead that's on the table (don't worry, even if it spills out a lot, no one will notice).Refusing to drink is seen as an admission of weakness, sure to alienate you from the Nords you're forced to work with.
My final piece of advice is to try to speak in the simplest possible terms (don't beat around the bush).Nords prefer nonsensical stories to high-quality conversational arts, and are suspicious of the use of refined language.A skeptical Nord can be quite dangerous and might suddenly start shouting accusations that you are obfuscating and definitely lying.Keep your words simple and you can avoid getting hurt.
Good luck, readers.When trying to work with these barbarians, you'll need this book. "—Enduring Nord Society by Nevil Hleran.
"Come on, who is my opponent?" Just kidding, the lord is the one who was invited to the "place where wine flows like water" to participate in the Demon God's dinner and was the winner in the end.
"Ah, long time no see. My little cutie." Among the crowd, a huge figure stood up from the ground.
The memory copy of Lord Lord began to emerge out of thin air again.
"Long time no see, Liris."
His opponent is none other than the epic Nord heroine, Lyris Son of the Five Heroes.
Lyris Spawn of the Titans is a Nord of giant blood, one of the Five Heroes, and the first person the Soulless meet when they come to Cold Harbor.Lyris will then return to Tamriel to help.
Lyris' father was Gjalder, a descendant of giants.Due to her giant blood, she was very large as a baby, which also caused her mother to die in childbirth.Jagardel raised Lyris in Skyrim, he firmly believed that his wife's death was caused by himself, and he doted on Lyris very much.
When Lyris grew up, she went to Cyrodiil to join the Imperial Legion.Due to her tall stature, she was often given small shoes in the regiment.However, Lyris didn't care about these, and she was gradually promoted by her own ability, and finally became the most trusted advisor of Emperor Varun Aquilianos. Na Shane and Imperial Battlemage Mannimark together formed the original Five Heroes.Together they seek the Amulet of Kings, in order to legitimize Varun's throne (without dragon's blood).After finding the amulet, the Five Heroes performed a ritual to make Varun a Dragonborn.But they were all deceived by Mannimark, and the ritual was used to trigger a soul explosion, leading to the tragedy of Mannimark's master Molag Bal's invasion of Tamriel and the fusion of planes.At the beginning of the crisis, Molag Bal captured Lyris and Sai Sahan and imprisoned them in Cold Harbor.
Lyris found and rescued the Soulless in the prison, and planned to take him out of Cold Harbor.Along the way she tells the Soulless why she is in prison and who the Prophet is.And said that the Prophet is still alive, but his soul is imprisoned.
After the Soulless destroy the Coldhaven Sentry, the door to the Prophet's cell is sealed by Molag Bal.Lyris suggested asking Cadwell if there was another way.At his suggestion, the two came to the Prophet's room by other paths.Lyris discovers that to save the Prophet, another soul is needed to take his place.Since the Soulless have no souls, Lyris volunteered to be imprisoned in the Prophet's place, allowing him to return to Tamriel with the Soulless.
The Soulless then returned, rescued the rest of the Five Heroes, and reorganized the organization, kicking out Mannimark and joining the Soulless.Liris has a deep bond with Sai Sahan, who calls her Shirley.Because of this, he is often ridiculed by Amberna.The reorganized Five Heroes entered Cold Harbor, and Lyris voluntarily sacrificed herself to help her companions defeat Molag Bal. As a result, the Demon God of Cold Harbor did not have enough strength to continue the conspiracy for a long time.Lyris then awoke in a cold and foggy place outside of Tamriel, and entered a warm longhouse full of warriors, which she believed to be the Hall of Valor in Songarde.I don't know how long I stayed there, and then woke up one day to find myself back in the sky (refer to the experience of Wulfhas, the undead king).
Afterwards, Lyris briefly helped Sai Sahan rebuild the Abbey of Blades (the Abbey of Blades), who wanted her to help restore the wisdom of the Dragonguard, but Lyris felt another call and returned to Skyrim.She meets Jorun, King of Love Song, and they hit it off, and the ruler of the Ebonheart Pact invites her to help investigate some strange happenings in Skyrim.
Together, Lyris and the Soulless began investigating the activities of the Icetouched Witches across Tamriel.Found some of their ritual circles, some gorefiends and misery fiends.By following the people who provided supplies for the witches, the two came to the rat road in the Rift Valley and met the members of the ice touched witches.
Following the clues, they head to an inn in the East, where a fight apparently took place.Through investigation, it was found that there was a passage in the inn, and the witch got some ritual spears in it.Along the passage, the two found that it led to the Black Fall. After rescuing some captured people, they were told that Sister Balra was here to create a tragic storm in Kagalthar, the Dwarven ruins.By investigating the ruins, I learned that Bala bribed the guards to know how to sneak into the palace of King Joren of Love Song.Lyris hurried to Windhelm City. Although she was stopped at the gate for a while, she still entered the Palace of Kings (Palace of Kings) which was being rebuilt.Going all the way into the underground maze, they found that the Bara sisters had tied up the love song king Qiao Lun and were about to hold a ceremony. The two teamed up to defeat the Bara sisters and rescue the love song king Qiao Lun.
After investigating the map of the witches, they found that they are very interested in the territory of Haafingar. Lyris will go to West Skyrim to continue the investigation, and finally will work with the soulless to find out the huge conspiracy of the Gray Army.During this period, they also found out the lair of the Icetouched Witches, and attacked it together with a group of Dreadnoughts.Later, in Rich, she also met Sai Sahan and helped him find the holy sea again.
Of course, like all famous figures in history, the fate of Lyris Spawn of the Titans is unknown.
But just as she arrived at the Halls of Valor in Songard after defeating Molag Bal by self-sacrifice.The paradise of the Nords, who died with their swords, was apparently her final destination.
(End of this chapter)
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