vncnus Chapter 439 Unequal Treaties
Chapter 439 Unequal Treaties
The weird people in the car got off one after another.
The Huangshan Cemetery does not seem to be affected by the characteristics of the platform, and the monsters are not in a hurry.
They didn't seem to have any destination, and even when they got off at the cemetery, they didn't say much. Instead, they actually listened to Bai Yao's words and started choosing a grave.
The white demon shook his head and didn't bother to care about them.
The first priority is to leave the bus in the cemetery.
It would be even better if the bus could come to him on its own after he enters the game!
After thinking it over, Bai Yao knocked on the front of the car and spoke tentatively:
"Dude, can you hear me?"
Perhaps because its intelligence was too low, the bus did not respond.
Bai Yao felt a bit of a headache for a moment. He couldn’t even communicate. What should he do?
"Forget it, let's see if there are any props in the game store that can improve the weird intelligence..."
He consciously entered the game store and selected the props related to weirdness. Among the dazzling array of props, Bai Yao found three props that might be useful:
[Props: Strange brain tissue from 70 years ago (one pound)]
【Price：】
[Effect: Improves the strange intelligence! The origin of this item is unknown. There are rumors that it came from Xiao Ai, but where did Xiao Ai come from seventy years ago? ]
[Item: Unequal Treaty]
【Price：】
[Effect: After making a contract with Wei Yi, Wei Yi will help you unconditionally, no matter where he is! P.S. The premise of obeying orders is that you can understand what they say! Some people say that the material is sheepskin, while others say that there is no hair on sheepskin...]
[Props: Blue Flag]
[Price: 500]
[Effect: When the player and the strange are within 25 meters of the blue flag at the same time, the speed of both parties increases by %! How did the prop team review it? What is the significance of this prop? Does it make up for the bug that the strange can't catch up with the player? ]
After looking around, Bai Yao felt that these three props were the most suitable for buses.
[The strange brain tissue from seventy years ago] can improve the intelligence of the bus, [The Unequal Treaty] can contract the weirdness, and [The Blue Flag] can be inserted on the bus, which can increase the movement speed by 25% when getting on the bus. It can be said that it is very suitable for a vehicle like a bus.
Bai Yao decisively chose to buy it.
A white light flashed by, and three items appeared in the White Demon's Hell Mark.
Among them, the [Strange Brain Tissue from Seventy Years Ago] is stored in a transparent glass cabinet, through which the folds and cross-sections of the brain can be clearly seen.
The unequal treaty is a piece of yellowed parchment with obscure characters written on it. It doesn’t feel like sheepskin, but more like human skin…
The Blue Flag is, as the name suggests, a blue flag, and just like its price, there is nothing special about it.
"Um... Is this Xiao Ai's brain tissue supposed to be fed to it?"
Looking at the bus in front of him, Bai Yao suddenly felt like he had no idea where to start.
Where the hell is this a mouth?
"The bus is powered by gasoline and diesel, so the fuel tank should be its stomach, right?"
"Let's give it a try. It's not expensive at 10,000 yuan each..."
If other players heard this, they would be so angry that they wouldn't be able to sleep for three days.
Ten thousand hell points are enough for them to spend for a long time, but Bai Yao just spends them without caring whether they are useful or not. It is such a waste of resources!
Opening the fuel tank, Bai Yao poured Xiao Ai's brain tissue into it. There was a plop sound, which should have fallen into the gastric juice.
"Can it be useful?"
Walking on the cobblestone road, Bai Yao returned to the front of the bus, looked at the bus and waited quietly for it to be digested.
However, half an hour passed and the bus was still motionless.
Bai Yao frowned, "It's useless? Is this car too stupid, so one is not enough?"
Bai Yao narrowed his eyes and took out a baseball bat, "Forget it, this one is so stupid, let's change it! I don't believe there is only one bus! As for this one, just dismantle it and sell it to the recycling station!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Yao raised the baseball bat and pretended to smash the bus.
However, the next moment, the bus suddenly retreated several meters and almost knocked down someone's tombstone.
Seeing this, Bai Yao sneered:
"Pretend! Why don't you pretend anymore? If you like pretending to be a moron, I can let you pretend to your heart's content!"
The white demon held a baseball bat and slapped it in his hands, causing the bus to shake its front again and again:
"I won't pretend anymore, big brother, please spare my life!"
"Come here and sign this!" Bai Yao waved towards the bus and then took out the unequal treaty.
Although the bus driver had never seen this thing, his smart brain knew that it was not a good thing, at least it was not edible...
"Brother, can you not sign it?"
The bus driver asked cautiously.
In its perception, the white demon was like a bottomless ocean. The other party was definitely a top-level monster and might have lived for thousands of years!
But in fact, this is just an illusion brought to it by the White Demon's invincible authority...
"cannot!"
Bai Yao replied coldly that he had already bought it, so there was no reason for him not to sign.
Although the bus was very reluctant, it still drove over slowly, comforting itself in its heart that it was not a loss to follow a powerful weirdo, while muttering quietly:
"The treacherous will be deceived!"
The white demon sneered:
"Torturing you is like breathing!"
The bus left a tire mark on the contract. Bai Yao's mind moved and he could feel some kind of connection between himself and the bus.
"Perform a handstand for me."
The white demon suddenly spoke.
The bus driver was stunned, and said with great disbelief:
"Handstand?"
The white demon nodded:
"Yup!"
Bus Crash:
"Brother, I'm a car. How can a car stand upside down?!"
As soon as the words fell, the bus immediately felt an indescribable pain that went straight to the depths of its soul!
The Unequal Treaty noticed that the bus had the intention to refuse and began to take action!
The bus driver couldn't hold back for even three seconds and screamed:
"Ah! It hurts! My engine is going to break! Stop! I'll stand upside down, I'll stand upside down for you to see right now!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the pain disappeared and the bus driver relaxed and took a breath.
Then he gritted his teeth, exerted force on all four wheels at the same time, and the entire bus jumped up. Then the front of the bus fell down, crashed to the ground with a bang, and stood steadily on the stone road.
A bus just did a handstand right in front of Bai Yao!
"Okay, okay?"
The person on the bus felt that his face was about to be deformed by the pressure, and his voice was distorted.
Bai Yao stroked his chin, "Well... another backflip!"
The bus driver's face changed, and just as he was about to say something, he felt something strange coming from the car body, and then he shouted:
"I flip!"
As he spoke, the front of the car pushed up and the whole car leaped into the air. The center of gravity shifted backwards, and the car body actually spun a circle before landing with a loud bang.
"Is that okay now?"
The bus asked, panting.
"The last one, a 720-degree backflip and a 360-degree Thomas spin followed by five big loops and a handstand landing!"
Bus: "Mother Li!"