Summoning Strange Objects from Anime to Reality

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The blind student exhaled smoke from his lungs, his eyes narrowing slightly.

"So, Mr. Joker, could you tell me why you've been killing people everywhere lately?"

"Huh? Murder? No, no, no, no, sir, I think you've misunderstood something—"

When the red clown heard the blind student's question, he kept shaking his head, indicating that there was a big problem with what he said.

"I'm performing here, and this gentleman is the lucky audience member I chose. He has the honor of performing on stage with me, which is a very happy thing!"

The clown spread out his arms; his bright red gloves were spotless, except for strange patterns on the back of his hands.

"A performance? It seems you're using that as an excuse to escape your guilt?"

The cigarette is now only half empty...

"Oh, sir, you've made another mistake—"

The clown started shaking his head dramatically again, this time his body was also swaying incessantly.

"Why would you think that a clown like me, who laughs so happily, would have something as trivial as 'guilt'?"

He spun around, turning rapidly while tilting his head to look at the blind student.

He was laughing so happily.

"Yeah......."

The cigarette had burned out, leaving only the mouthpiece...

The blind student took off his cigarette holder, threw it on the ground, and stomped on it hard.

A sharp gaze fell upon the laughing red clown.

"Wu Dou, fire!"

"boom--"

Upon hearing the blind student's instruction, Wu Dou did not hesitate and immediately fired a warning shot.

The bullet whistled out, tearing through the air.

"Wow! That's so dangerous! Officer, how could you shoot like that? It's not good to scare the children."

The clown dodged the bullet with a simple bridge move, then somersaulted and got up.

"call out--"

At that moment, a sharp arrow whistled out.

The arrowhead was green and had a strange smell, clearly indicating that it had been coated with poison.

"Archery? I can do that too, whoosh—"

When the clown saw the arrow Rosen shot, he made an onomatopoeic sound like an arrow being shot. He threw a playing card, which collided with the arrow with great accuracy, making a "clink" sound, and both fell to the ground.

"Wow, is it that amazing?"

Guy stared dumbfounded at the playing cards and arrows lying on the ground, while Rosen was also shocked.

"Hehehe, this is a basic skill~."

The clown laughed and straightened his clothes.

"boom--"

"Wow, you fired a second shot! Referee, referee, that guy fouled!"

The clown narrowly dodged the second shot and then yelled at the air beside him.

"Bang-bang-bang-"

Wu Dou, contrary to his usual behavior, calmly and collectedly fired three shots in quick succession.

"Help! Help! Someone's killing a clown! Help!"

The clown was startled and rolled around on the ground, miraculously dodging the three shots.

"That clown is incredibly good at dodging!"

Looking at the unharmed clown, she couldn't help but mutter a complaint.

"Hey, look what I found! A little lady! Oh, little miss, come here to Uncle Clown, Uncle has some lollipops!"

As he spoke, the clown actually pulled a round lollipop out of his pocket and waved it at Yingyingying.

"[○?｀Д′? ○] Jia Yi, kill this clown!"

She whimpered and threw out a talisman, summoning her shikigami—a ghostly samurai dressed in a Nanban costume.

The samurai drew his greatsword and charged menacingly at the clown.

"Hey, those who want autographs, please wait a bit. I'm playing with my lucky fans—wait, don't be so rough, your enthusiasm makes me feel embarrassed!"

The clown chuckled as he effortlessly dodged the ghost warrior's slashes.

"Hey, you little whiny rascal, show us what other tricks you have up your sleeve!"

Brother Shuai, unsure of what to do with the fruit knife, simply stepped back and looked at Yingyingying.

"I'm lucky I was able to summon this shikigami; the magic power from the previous soul-summoning ritual hasn't recovered yet. Right now, I'm just a little daughter with some Onmyoji knowledge. Speaking of which, isn't Uncle a bit too useless? Leaving aside Lawson and Wu Dou, the blind student told me that he's a detective who knows a lot of underworld figures and knows Barton magic. What use is a high school teacher like you? Your identity doesn't fit in this team at all."

"I don't know why the system gave me such a useless identity. I can't do anything except know a hacker who likes to cheat on people. I have no car, no girlfriend, no savings, and even my house was bought with a loan."

Brother Shuai also had a miserable look on his face. He couldn't fight, he couldn't provide intelligence, and he wasn't rich. He really didn't know what the system was supposed to do with this identity it gave him.

"No, among us, your identity should be the most important."

The blind student suddenly interrupted their conversation and said to the handsome guy.

"Huh? My identity is the most important? You're not kidding, are you?"

Brother Shuai pointed to his face in disbelief and said.

This isn't a novel about a loser; this is an online game.

"Hmm. Just like Yingyingying said, your identity is too out of place among us. It's like forcibly inserting someone into a perfectly good team. The system won't assign a useless or mismatched identity to someone. In other words, your identity must have some very important hidden mission!"

Brother Shuai's eyes widened, and he pointed to himself with a blank expression.

"This is probably related to your identity. Of course, this is just my suggestion. I have already completed my hidden mission, which is related to my identity. The reward for completing it, in addition to an item, is a channel in the underworld where you can buy some illegal weapons if you have enough money. That's why I guess the hidden missions are all related to one's identity."

Chapter 297 Always be prepared with a backup plan before doing anything!

"Oh my god! I can feel your enthusiasm, but I still need to sign autographs for other fans, so—"

"Could we rest for a little while?"

The Joker, who had been dodging the Ghost Warrior's slashes, seemed to be getting impatient. He must have had enough of the fan's enthusiasm. The moment he finished speaking, the Joker's two arms, which were covered in red, turned into indistinct red afterimages under the light, and at the same time, a series of metallic clanging sounds rang out.

"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-"

"Hmm? You don't want to go to bed? Oh~, you're so cute. Come on, Uncle Clown will help you go to bed."

The clown spoke very kindly, as if coaxing a child to go to bed; he was gentle—

He extended his leg and kicked the ghost warrior to the ground.

"In the past, there were mischievous children kicking with their legs; now there are clowns kicking on the bed, oh ho ho ho~"

"What's going on? Why isn't Jia Yi moving?"

Seeing her shikigami lying motionless as the clown kicked her down, Yingyingying immediately became anxious.

What happened? Why was A kicked without any resistance?

"The reason is quite simple, but are you a little nearsighted?"

"what???"

(To reiterate, the explanations in this book are based on JOJO, and the explanations are time-stopped! Zawarudo!)

Looking at the blind student's solemn face, Yingyingying suddenly had several question marks popping up above her head.

What does this have to do with whether I'm nearsighted or not? Huh, nearsighted?

Only then did Yingyingying realize what was happening and carefully looked at the ghost warrior lying on the ground. Only then did she notice that there were small knives stuck in the Nanban torso of Jia Yi.

"How is that possible? How could Jia Yi's armor be breached by a few small knives? If this clown is that strong, we wouldn't even need to fight!"

The girl started whimpering again, making the blind student sigh deeply.

"Sigh, has your IQ regressed to junior high? Didn't you hear that series of metallic clanging sounds just now? That clown stuck a lot of small knives into the gaps and joints of Jia Yi's armor, directly choking him to death."

"Hey, it's so dark and far away, do you think everyone can see that clearly like you?"

The fuming girl stomped hard on the blind student's foot, then turned around and looked at the clown who was scribbling on the armor of Class A while humming a lullaby.

Honestly, if Yingyingying, who was standing at the back, hadn't used the slightly restored spiritual power to enhance her eyesight, she really wouldn't have been able to see Jia Yi and the clown clearly in the darkness.

This guy has amazing eyesight!

She thought to herself, then began to worry about the current battle situation.

"What should we do? It seems we're no match for this clown."

"What should I do? Let's drink it cold."

"Huh? Hey, hey, hey, you're not really giving up, are you?!"

"What else? We can't beat them at all. We were too hasty. We should have gathered some helpers first. Now it seems we're doomed."

"Then why are you so calm?!" x2

Brother Shuai and Yingyingying looked at the indifferent blind student with expressions of utter despair.

You just said my identity was the most important, and now we're about to kick the bucket? Eat shit, this garbage game!

"...Do you have any other tricks up your sleeve?"

"Hey, is there?"

Meanwhile, on the other side, Wu Dou had already reloaded and was firing at the Joker with Rosen.

"Bang bang bang-"

"Hush-hush-"

Three-round burst, rapid firing of arrows.

On their first collaboration, the two worked together perfectly. The bullet was fired first, followed by two arrows, which blocked all of the Joker's escape routes.

They believed that this time, they could definitely hurt the clown.

Then, the next second, they felt like their faces had been slapped and were very swollen...

Just before Wu Dou fired his gun, the red clown sprang up as if he had practiced the Toad Kung Fu. Then, as Wu Dou fired, he kicked the lamppost hard. The force of the kick propelled the clown into the air, transforming him into a Dou Zong powerhouse as he fell toward the open space to the left. During his descent, the clown playfully lifted his top hat slightly, revealing a head of fiery red hair. With his other hand on his hip, he spun around, squinting at the dumbfounded crowd.

What the hell!

At this moment, only the two words in the previous column can describe everyone's feelings.

Why are you so outstanding!

How do you defeat a boss with maxed-out evasion?

"Calculating the time, it's almost time."

The blind student, however, calmly lit another cigarette and began puffing away.

"Almost? Well, you blind student, you really did have a backup plan, didn't you!"

"Heh, when you're out in the world, you can't afford not to have a few backup plans."

"So, what exactly is your backup plan?"

Just as Yingying finished asking her question out of curiosity, she heard a series of alarm bells ringing urgently. Police cars appeared behind the park wall at some point, and many police officers poured out of the vehicles.

Wow, when did you call the police?

"Instead of worrying about that, you should worry about how to recall your shikigami!"

"Forehead........"

The red clown landed on the ground, dusted off imaginary dust, and looked at the police officers rushing towards him, saying with a hint of regret: