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Scattered throughout are round tables laden with drinks and food, as well as small pavilions for resting and chatting.
"Distinguished guest, do you need any assistance?"
A cold, mechanical voice came over, and a humanoid puppet dressed as a waiter walked over, gave Chang Yan a stiff but standard bow, and then asked.
"If possible, please explain it to me, thank you."
As the saying goes, he picked up a cocktail from the table next to him and listened to the puppet's explanation while sipping it.
"Yes, distinguished guest..."
After listening to the puppet's explanation, Chang Yan dismissed him and walked alone to a secluded lakeside, slowly savoring a different kind of cocktail.
There are 40 minutes left before the meeting starts.
Eat and drink as much as you want here. If you want to go to a single room or the toilet, just ask the puppet.
This space is only a part of this alternate dimension. They are separated and teleported according to identity, race, and belief. Otherwise, if demons and priests were put together, they would probably start fighting at any moment.
Incidentally, Chang Yan is currently wearing sunglasses that he has used magic on.
Just as Chang Yan was waiting for the meeting to begin, several familiar voices caught his attention.
"Mei, Mei, look how delicious this is!"
"Mei-neechan, come and eat this."
"Ah, Bronya, you're so cunning."
"Alright, alright, you guys, be mindful of the occasion. Sigh. The dean specifically told us beforehand to keep a low profile."
"Oh, these three people are... Ah, it's them."
Looking at the three beautiful girls over there, Chang Yan felt a little strange.
Characters I used to play on mobile games with maxed-out affection levels appear in front of me, but they don't recognize me at all...
This feeling is really upsetting.
Kiana Kaslana (Paramecium), Raiden Mei (Yamato Nadeshiko), Bronya Zaychek (Kudos Lolita).
(In Honkai Impact 2, Kiana can be described as truly intelligent and brave, but in Honkai Impact 3rd... she's practically a paramecium.)
But I remember that these three met because of the Great Collapse that happened in Changkong City. How come they got together before the Collapse even started...? Maybe it's because of my lack of information. I'll tell Randolph to be more careful next time.
However, all three of them are quite remarkable.
Kiana Kaslana, actually a clone created by Archbishop Otto, was a vessel prepared for the resurrection of the Second Herrscher.
Raiden Mei, the Herrscher of Thunder, but her Herrscher personality has been temporarily sealed, so Raiden Mei is currently a standard Yamato Nadeshiko-type girl.
Bronya Zaychek, originally trained as an assassin, was later adopted by Cocolia of Anti-Entropy and became the most valued person by Seele Vollerei, the Herrscher of Death.
The headmistress they mentioned earlier must be Theresa, that superhumanly strong nun.
But it probably isn't the one I've seen before... Sigh, I remember seeing Theresa on my phone back in the day, the one who meowed like a cat and acted cute...
Sometimes, two-dimensional characters are better...
"Alas, life is truly fleeting and never to return."
Chang Yan seemed to have something to say, and after sighing, he drank the cocktail in his glass in one gulp. Then, as he was about to wander around, he noticed someone walking towards him.
It's Kiana and the others. What do they want from me?
Although I know I'm already incredibly handsome, I don't think these lesbian girls will be able to straighten me out so easily.
Yes, you heard right, in Honkai Impact 3rd, almost all the girls are yuri girls!
Waaah, there are already enough single people, and you bunch of pretty girls are even doing yuri...
"Excuse me, sir, how much longer until the meeting begins?"
It was Raiden Mei who spoke, because she seemed to be the only normal one among the three.
"Huh? Aren't there any puppets to introduce them to you?"
Chang Yan raised an eyebrow.
“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”
Kiana and Raiden Mei looked at each other in surprise, but Kiana seemed more guilty.
"That idiot Kiana chased the puppet away, so we know nothing about the situation right now. Please understand."
Finally, Bronya calmly revealed the reason and even gave Kiana a sarcastic remark.
Hearing this, Chang Yan couldn't help but look at Kiana with surprise, making Kiana, who had originally wanted to make excuses, feel incredibly guilty...
Strange, why do I feel like I know this guy a little bit...?
Chapter 259 Why Am I So Awesome?
(Every night before I go to sleep, I always think, if I don't have much to do tomorrow, I'll update more!)
(Then, after I got up and sat down at the computer... I felt so lazy and tired, I didn't want to move...)
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Have I seen this person somewhere before? I don't recall.
Kiana tried to recall the past with her meager brain, but with her pitiful brain capacity, she couldn't remember whether she had seen the boy in front of her before, so she gave up trying.
Ugh, so annoying! Whatever, I'll just pretend I find him pleasing to the eye.
Unable to pinpoint the source of that familiarity, Kiana shook her head in frustration and dismissed the matter entirely.
"As for the time, there's probably about half an hour left. Feel free to take anything here; it's free. If you need anything else, you can use the invitation to summon the puppet."
He took out the invitation and waved it. A puppet quickly came over from nearby and walked to Chang Yan's side, asking what help he needed.
"Wow, is this invitation used like this? Thank you, sir."
Surprised, Kiana took out her invitation and thanked Chang Yan.
Although she seems slow-witted, she's experienced the harsh realities of life firsthand when she was searching for her father. There are so many strange people in this place, so it's better to be humble and not cause trouble for Auntie and Mei.
"It's nothing, just a small matter. Have fun."
Chang Yan waved his hand, placed the cup in his hand into the plate in the puppet's hand, and then walked away into the distance.
Let bygones be bygones.
Perhaps, I will never hear you call me "Captain" again...
"Bronya, this person seems kind of familiar..."
As the emotionless loli spoke, she held a bottle of juice with an icon of some unknown yellow creature in both hands and sipped it slowly. Her slightly upturned eyebrows indicated that the juice tasted quite good.
(Houmu juice, made from hummus, is very simple to make. Just put several hummus into a juicer and juice them. It tastes delicious and is all-natural and pollution-free. It is the best drink to serve guests and make them relax. Hehehe)
"Hey, Bronya, do you feel the same way? I just feel like I like him a lot."
"I feel like I've seen this somewhere before..."
"Never mind that for now, Mei, come here quickly! This strawberry cake is so delicious! ヾ(?°?°?)??!"
"Here it comes, Kiana, eat slowly, be careful not to choke."
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"Oh, he is... Mr. Chang Yan, it's been a long time."
"Hmm? Ah, it's you, Miss Joan of Arc. It has indeed been a long time."
The one greeting Chang Yan was naturally Jeanne d'Arc from I.Y. Although the recruitment failed, there was no unpleasantness between the two sides.
Speaking of which, I remember there was a blonde Jeanne d'Arc in the Horror Troops. I wonder what her relationship is with this white-haired woman in front of me.
"By the way, Miss Jeanne, is it alright for you to come here? I remember that Ivy's reputation isn't very good, is it?"
This illegal organization, founded by Sherlock Holmes, was originally intended only to restrain those fearless superhumans and to create a mutual learning relationship; it was hardly a terrifying criminal organization.
Hmm, I really wonder what Moriarty will do when he finds out about this? He'll probably become an Interpol agent the very next day.
"We, Yi You, may say that, but we are actually just an exchange and learning organization. We are not one of those cults. In fact, in this meeting, in addition to some ruthless cults, some members of dark organizations also participated. Our Yi You has a much better reputation than them."
"Jeanne, this is Mr. Changyan, whom you tried to recruit last time, right? Hello, I am Kana Toyama, and I am Jeanne's superior."
The chestnut-haired beauty next to Joan of Arc walked over with some interest and introduced herself to Chang Yan.
The guy who wiped out a ten-winged fallen angel with a single blow is said to be only 16 years old, which even Mr. Holmes finds a bit intriguing.
Chang Yan's heart was once again stirred.
Kana Toyama! Isn't that the cross-dressing master?!
Kana Toyama, whose real name is Kinichi Toyama, is the older brother of the male protagonist in "Aria the Scarlet Ammo". She transforms into a beautiful girl to stimulate her family's arousal and thus maintain a powerful state.
A skill inherited by the Toyama family for generations. Its formal name is "Hyper-Intellectual Syndrome." When sexual arousal occurs, certain substances are secreted, causing a rapid and intense activation of the brain and various bodily tissues.
Therefore, the physical abilities, thinking abilities, and thinking speed are greatly enhanced when in a state of excitement, making it possible to do some things that ordinary people cannot do. This is a special physique possessed by the Yuanshan family.
(Note: The state of heightened arousal is only effective for male members of the Toyama family.)
Hmm, you can become stronger just by dressing as a woman, are you in?
"Hello, Ms. Toyama."
Chang Yan deliberately used the word "Miss" and then glanced at Kana Toyama's expression.
Nothing has changed; it's obvious you've gotten used to it.
Tsk tsk tsk, habits are truly terrifying.
After chatting for a while, Chang Yan said goodbye.
Trying to extract information from me? Ha! If I told you, it would probably scare a whole bunch of people to death.
Do you realize it when you lose it?
That was caused by me.
Do you know what Su Xing said?
That's what I said.
Do you know what a silhouette of the brain is?
That was my silhouette.
These world-shaking events were all caused by this handsome guy all by himself.
Sigh, why am I so awesome?
There are still 20 minutes left, what should I do?
Alright, let's just eat.
You need to be well-fed before you can get anything done.
As a result, many people chatting noticed that there was a handsome young man wearing sunglasses who didn't chat with anyone or stop to rest; he just kept eating and drinking.
Then, a few bored guys just stared at Chang Yan and ate for 20 minutes...
Seriously, when people are bored, they're capable of doing anything...
After feeling the heat emanating from the invitation, Chang Yan took it out and followed the directional arrows along the road to an open space where quite a few people were already gathered. The two members of the previous Honkai trio, Yi You, were also there.
He had traveled quite a distance while eating and drinking along the way, so he was considered a latecomer.
"The talks will begin in 10 seconds."
"........"
"3"
"2"
"1"
"Teleportation, commencing."
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