vncnus Chapter 102 Uchiha Ike: Why do you always think so badly of me?
Chapter 102 Uchiha Ike: Why do you always think so badly of me?
Chapter 102 Uchiha Ike: Why do you always think so badly of me?
"An aphrodisiac...veterinary drug?"
Kakashi's dead fish eyes widened slightly.
"That's right."
Uchiha Ike chuckled sheepishly, "It's a special veterinary medicine made from a combination of various herbs."
Kakashi's eyelids twitched violently!
He became somewhat unsettled, and the way he looked at Uchiha Ike was as if he were looking at a living demon.
You've already taken the medicine, so what are you being embarrassed about?
And to give someone animal drugs is just too vicious!
Seeing Kakashi's wary look, Uchiha Ike pouted in dissatisfaction.
"Did you think I was going to poison those people with animal drugs?"
Kakashi tilted his head and asked, "Isn't that right?"
When Uchiha Ike said that, wasn't it obvious that he had drugged those villagers?
"Of course not." Uchiha Ike sighed and shook his head.
Why do these people always think so badly of him?
He's going to be the only innocent and pure man in the Uchiha clan.
"That's what makes us different, Kakashi."
Uchiha Ike patted Kakashi on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Your ninja world is always too dirty and unscrupulous. As a naive graduate fresh from the Ninja Academy, how could I possibly think of using animal medicine on humans?"
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Kakashi felt like he had a lot to complain about.
How can someone like Uchiha Ike, who can use the Thousand Years of Death in a sparring match, have the nerve to say that Kakashi has dirty thoughts and uses any means necessary?
And isn't it all because of Uchiha Ike's influence that he thinks this way?
His lips twitched, and he asked coldly, arms crossed, "So who did you drug? You couldn't have given it to their pigs, could you?"
"No seats available!"
Uchiha Ike looked at Kakashi with delight, snapped her fingers crisply at him, and said in a lighthearted tone, "Kakashi, you really are a genius!"
Kakashi: "
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He always felt that Uchiha Ike was cursing him.
"What's the point of drugging pigs?" Kakashi asked.
"Of course it's meaningful!" Uchiha Ike answered decisively, saying seriously, "I specifically noticed that their boars are all castrated!"
The quality of meat in pigs can be affected by sexual maturity; many boars will ride on the backs of other pigs before they are even a month old.
Therefore, most male piglets are castrated, also known as neutering. After castration, the pigs become docile and grow fat quickly.
"So?" Kakashi asked, puzzled.
If a pig is castrated, wouldn't it be even less likely to go into heat? What's the point of Uchiha Ike drugging it?
Uchiha Ike spread his hands, revealing an innocent smile: "But their sow wasn't castrated."
"You..." Kakashi's mouth opened slightly, as if he had finally thought of something.
As Kakashi's expression gradually turned grim, Uchiha Ike lowered his head, counted on his fingers, and began to explain earnestly.
"Castrending sows is more troublesome, and their estrus cycle is much later than that of boars, so many people choose not to castrate them."
"So you see, after their sows eat pig feed mixed with drugs, don't they become very... excited?"
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"And when the sow gets excited, won't she squeal and scream?"
"Since they're barking so loudly at night, those guys will definitely go check it out, right?"
"When you open the pen... a bunch of pigs weighing hundreds of kilograms will swarm around you, demanding affection. Some will lick you with their tongues, some will rub against you with their rear ends, and some will even press themselves against you. Just imagining that scene is..."
"Thinking about it carefully, those guys shouldn't be dead. After all, other people would have come out to check if they were dead after hearing their screams."
"The process may be quite tough, and you might have to lie down for a month or two."
"And people will gossip about him behind his back, saying things like he's too lonely to find anyone to keep him company, so he has to go to the pigsty at night to find sows in heat, etc..."
This is Uchiha Ike's method: since some people are not grateful and do not contribute points to him, he will exchange these people's emotional points for his own in other ways, with interest.
After tonight, he estimates he'll have accumulated quite a few points by tomorrow morning.
After all, those who can go through this entire process without any emotional fluctuations are, in a sense, saints, as Uchiha Ichi would call them.
Thinking of this, Uchiha Ike raised his head with a smug look. Is this what they call passive income?
"Um?"
Uchiha Ike turned his head and noticed that Kakashi didn't reply, but instead walked to the side, leaning against a tree, with an extremely ugly expression.
He couldn't help but ask with concern, "Kakashi, what's wrong?"
Kakashi waved his hand: "It's nothing, just vomiting..."
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He has always had a unique talent for imagination.
Therefore, when reading, he can transform the words in the novel into images, just like reading a comic book.
When practicing ninjutsu, he can also recreate the scene in his mind, thus completing the imitation faster than others.
But now...
He somewhat resented his own talent.
Uchiha Ike's description was far too specific, and because his mind was processing information so quickly, by the time he realized what he was imagining, it was too late.
He could almost smell the uncontrollable stench of the sows after they took the drugs.
Kakashi could no longer hold on, and he bent over, retching, with his hands on his knees.
Uchiha Ike, standing to the side, asked with a worried expression, "Are you alright...?"
'
He only came to disgust those villagers, so why is Kakashi the first to give up?
[Fear detected from Kakashi!]
[Gain 20 points and increase damage by 4%!]
[Target's emotional fluctuations exceed the standard; host receives additional reward: Lightning Release Ninjutsu Talent (Kakashi Version)]
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[Lightning Release Ninjutsu Talent (Kakashi Version): Your efficiency in learning Lightning Release Ninjutsu increases by 70%]
Wow, there's an unexpected surprise here?
The worry on Uchiha Ike's face vanished, replaced by surprise as he looked at Kakashi.
Where can I find these deals?
He quickly thought about it in his mind and recalled that Kakashi's least favorite food was probably tempura.
"Now I've finally met Tsunade-sensei's goal! How about we treat ourselves to some tempura later?" He blinked and patted his chest generously, saying, "My treat!"
[Kakashi's irritation detected!]
[Gain 15 points and increase damage by 3%!]
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As the sun was about to set.
Uchiha Ike and Kakashi returned to Konoha.
They arrived at the battlefield south of the Ninja Academy, which was the agreed-upon meeting point for the day.
On the battlefield, Tsunade sat on a stone bench, resting her chin on her hand with a hint of boredom.
Upon seeing Uchiha Ike, a spark shone in her lazy eyes as she propped her chin up and said, "Oh, you're back?"
Uchiha Ike nodded, a touch of innocence appearing on his face: "We're back, Tsunade-sensei."
Looking at the boy's smile, which resembled that of a friendly younger brother, Tsunade was slightly lost in thought.
After a few seconds, she nodded slightly and said softly, "...Welcome back."