Chapter 83 Would you rather sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp?
Chapter 83 Would you rather sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp?
This year's All-Star Game head coaches are Phil Jackson and George Karl, and their two lead assistant coaches are the head coaches of the Rising Stars Challenge.
In other words, Lin Tian will play in the rookie tournament under Clemens!
Given their relationship, Lin Tian could fight for as long as he wanted.
This is also Lin Tian's biggest source of confidence and reliance on his ability to dominate the rookie competition and ultimately win the MVP!
What about "Little Flying Squirrel" Stoudemire, what about "North Carolina's New Flying Man" Stackhouse, and what about "Roaring God" Rashid Wallace who can't roar?
With just a few of you, whoever performs well will have Clemens replace you all!
The head coach is one of my people, why are you trying to take him from me?
"But whether you earn a million dollars or someone else earns a million dollars depends on your luck, Lin." Pippen looked up at Lin Tian and said, "You'd better think this through! Those thugs won't go easy on you just because you're a rookie!"
At this point, Lin Tian finally understood what Jordan wanted to do with him.
Go gamble with the other star players!
This is also one of the happiest activities of Jordan every year, who loves gambling. If he can bet against those superstars at the gambling table, the thrill for Jordan is no less than winning the championship!
"You haven't participated in the All-Star Game gambling tournament for two years, have you?" Lin Tian said to Jordan. "This time, instead of having some fun yourself, you're dragging me along. You lost a lot of money two years ago, didn't you?"
"Pfft!" A snicker came from Rodman's direction. Lin Tian and the others had thought that the guy wearing sunglasses was asleep, but now it seemed that he was pretending to be asleep!
"It was more than just a crushing defeat." Among the Bulls, besides Lin Tian, Rodman was the one who loved to expose Jordan's weaknesses the most. He forced a laugh and said, "Ever since Michael won his first championship, he's been a two-time All-Star, only to be completely dominated by other guys teaming up!"
"They're targeting Michael, trying to win money off him! After all, Michael is so despicable and hated. In those two All-Star games, Michael lost at least $500 million! To be honest, if it weren't for his genuine love for baseball and his return, I would have doubted that this guy actually retired because he lost interest in basketball."
"I think he retired because he couldn't accept defeat!"
Jordan shrugged indifferently at Rodman's revelations. It wasn't a secret that he had lost badly and was being targeted. He really wouldn't want to go to any other event.
After all, although he likes gambling, he doesn't like losing money at all.
But if Jordan didn't attend the All-Star betting event, he would definitely be ridiculed by those foul-mouthed guys who were no different from spewing filth, saying that he was scared, that he was a coward, and that he couldn't accept defeat.
This is something Jordan absolutely cannot tolerate!
But now, Jordan has finally met Lin Tian!
With Lin Tian on the team, Jordan is absolutely confident that he can turn the tide this year!
Let those bastards know what a God of Gamblers is!
Win all those bastards' underwear!
"What's in it for me?"
Just as Jordan was happily fantasizing about leading Lin Tian to dominate the All-Star betting table, Lin Tian's words brought him back to reality.
"Benefits? You go gambling and win money, and you want benefits?" Jordan looked at Lin Tian in disbelief.
"Of course I would. I don't like gambling. Would you go if I asked you to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp? They are both top-tier handsome men in the world!" Lin Tian rolled his eyes impatiently, as if Jordan was talking nonsense.
"Of course I don't want to!" Jordan replied without hesitation. "No matter how handsome he is, he's still a man! I don't like men!"
"That's right, you don't like men, and I don't like gambling, it's that simple!"
Lin Tian continued, "So, what are the benefits?"
"If we lose, it's on me; if we win, we split it 50/50!" Jordan gritted his teeth and said a condition that he thought was perfectly acceptable.
"Isn't that a bad deal? If I win, that's my money! Or were you originally planning to let me gamble with my own money?" Lin Tian looked at Jordan more and more like he was looking at an idiot.
Even Jackson came over at this point. Of course, he knew about Jordan losing millions of dollars in the All-Star Game, so he was really curious about how much Jordan would concede for the sake of face.
"If we lose, it's on me; if we win, you get everything!" Jordan cursed and then viciously stated his bottom line.
He's obsessed with saving face! He doesn't care about anything else!
"If you're not being sincere, then let's stop talking. I'm going to experience the local culture of San Antonio tonight." Lin Tian shrugged and reached for the newspaper next to him.
"Fuck you!" Jordan angrily threw the newspaper out of Lin Tian's hand and stomped on it, saying, "You can't expect me to win and then have to pay out of pocket! What exactly do you want? Tell me clearly!"
"See, if we had shown sincerity earlier, we could have had a proper talk much sooner, right?" Lin Tian shrugged, looking completely matter-of-fact, while the person next to him was giving Lin Tian a rather indescribable look.
This guy calls this a proper talk?
Jordan was so angry he was practically fuming, he even tore up the newspaper. Is this what you call having a sincere and proper conversation?
Is this what a psychology master is like?
Is that why he became the God of Gamblers?
Lin Tian sighed and said, "First of all, it's only right that you pay if we lose. Secondly, even if we win, I can't take it all; that wouldn't be fair. You take 10%, is that okay?" Then, without waiting for Jordan to object, Lin Tian continued, "And then, in the next game against the Timberwolves, I want you to feed me the ball!"
"Feed him like crazy! Just like we did against the Lakers last time. I need to score at least 30 points, and I'll dunk a few on Kevin Garnett, no problem, right?"
"Do you have a grudge against that high school student?" Jordan carefully recalled the last time the two teams played against each other, trying to figure out if Lin Tian and Garnett had some kind of conflict.
Then, he gave up.
Well, he can't remember anything at all. He can't even remember if his team ever played against the Timberwolves.
"Never mind that. Just tell me if you can give me the ball every time I yell 'ball'."
"Okay! It's just one game, no problem!"
Jordan patted his chest, indicating that it was no big deal.
"So, what's next..."
"Anything else? Don't go too far, kid!" Jordan couldn't help but want to curse as Lin Tian's demands kept coming one after another.
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