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Jiang Qiu couldn't help but picture a white dog and the image of it wanting to strangle her through the internet cable.
Although he had never met these guys since arriving in this world, he could immediately identify them based on their IDs and familiar voices.
Texas, Exusiai, Croissant, Lappland.
"My hand slipped, my hand slipped, let me pull you again."
Jiang Qiu chuckled and quickly pulled the other person back into the room.
Before Lappland could utter another sound, a hand suddenly reached out from the side and shoved several spicy strips into her mouth.
The spiciness shot straight to the top of her head, and her pretty face flushed bright red instantly.
"I'm fucking going to blow you up!!"
Instantly bristling, Lappland brandished her claws and scuffled with Exusiai, who had been sneaking spicy snacks into her mouth.
Texas, sitting on the other side, sighed upon seeing this, but made no move to stop them.
After grabbing another Pocky stick from the croissant and holding it in his mouth, he called out in the voice chat—
"Let's start, I'm playing mid today."
"What about melancholic blues?"
"I'm shopping at the mall with Sister An. They can shop so much, we're too lazy to move, so we're just sitting here in the internet cafe."
"They didn't come to arrest you?"
"We've booked a private room, so let's hide here for a while until the game starts. You two, stop messing around."
During their casual conversation, Texas delivered a karate chop to Lappland's head.
Upon entering the hero selection screen, Lappland and Exusiai, no longer bothering with their antics, immediately started selecting their heroes, their mouths covered in red oil.
The constant hissing and spitting sounds from the spiciness echoed in the voice chat, making Texas and the others' mouths twitch.
"It's a deal, you're going to treat me like royalty for this round!"
"Alright, alright, I'll be your loyal lackey from now on."
Upon hearing Jiang Qiu's response, Lappland immediately locked onto the Sword Demon, rubbing her hands together excitedly.
I got completely thrashed in the brawl just now, so I'm definitely going to have some fun in ranked matches now.
Texas rolled her eyes as she listened to the two men's treacherous conversation.
Just as she was choosing a hero, some unfamiliar female voices suddenly drifted over from the other end of the voice chat—
"Jiang Qiu, where are the bags of potato chips I left with you last time?"
The previously noisy and boisterous voice instantly fell silent, and the four people in front of the computer almost simultaneously pricked up their ears, eager for gossip.
“It’s in my bedroom. It looks like Hongxia ate one of the packets.”
"Oh, these potato chips are a bit dry, could you..."
"No."
Before Hiroi Kikuri could finish speaking, Jiang Qiu instantly suppressed her restless thoughts.
"There are drinks in the refrigerator. You can drink those, or if you really can't, slurp up a couple of popsicles."
"tsk"
Hiroi Kikuri pouted and left the e-sports room somewhat reluctantly.
But her figure still lingered in front of the liquor cabinet as if possessed, continuing to endure indescribable torment.
After Jiang Qiu coaxed the people away, her attention returned to the game.
On the other end, Lappland and the others couldn't contain their curiosity and started whispering among themselves in the voice chat—
"Hey Jiang Qiu, so that's your name, Yue Yiyi VII6栮陾揪=亻尔."
"Looking at your ID, Invincible Tyrannosaurus War God, I thought you were a primary school student."
"Was that your boyfriend just now?"
“My friend, who also lives in my apartment building, is currently staying with me to quit drinking.”
"Your apartment building?"
Croissant's pupils widened in surprise. This guy was actually a small-time tycoon?
Damn it, they already have an apartment, and they still drag themselves to Pinduoduo every day to try and cut corners?!
"Wow, your current art style is completely unrelated to the scene where you were desperately fighting back against Lappland's telegram and dismantling each other's family trees."
Exusiai couldn't help but complain, as she still vividly remembered the situation.
Jiang Qiu couldn't help but laugh upon hearing this.
This story dates back to when I first met Lappland.
At that time, he was idly playing solo queue to climb the ranks when he ran into Lappland, who was also playing solo queue.
They were both in the top lane, but due to a lack of skill, they were constantly being pressured and beaten. This dog was also incredibly arrogant, constantly flashing its dog tag to taunt them.
Unable to bear it any longer, Jiang Qiu decisively activated the forbidden skill of calling for his father, sacrificing the cannon minion to summon the jungler to charge the top lane eight times.
Eight rounds in total, she was practically tied to the turret and beaten to death, and every now and then she would get slapped twice by minions before dying.
After a while, her fighting spirit was finally activated.
The battle to protect the family genealogy began in an instant, with both sides acting like literary giants and pianists throughout, sending telegrams frequently, and the battle becoming extremely fierce.
The almost dazzling, mutually assured destruction tactics left both teammates stunned.
For a moment, the teammates on both sides stopped fighting and squeezed together in the river, watching the two of them exchange telegrams for half an hour.
Jiang Qiu and Lappland were evenly matched at this moment, and in the end, Texas came over, grabbed the dog by the ear, and dragged it to eat, which stopped this epic battle.
Unfortunately, after the meal, Lappland, who was getting angrier the more she thought about it, insisted on coming back and adding him as a friend, thus starting a second round of deadly combat.
This battle lasted for a full four hours.
In the end, their hands cramped from typing so much, and they even developed a mutual respect for each other.
Since they were both bored and had nothing better to do, the two of them started playing duo queue, and before long, they became very familiar with each other and had great chemistry.
Texas and others got to know each other during the time the two played together.
"I was young and impetuous back then, but it was thanks to that battle that I was able to meet everyone and rank up together."
"That's right, you've all seen the chemistry between me and this beast; we're definitely the two pillars of the team!"
"Before I pulled you two in, Annie Croissant and I were almost at Platinum."
"Now that we're back to Silver rank, do you two have any ideas?"
Faced with Texas's questioning, Jiang Qiu and Lappland immediately chose to mute themselves, pretending they hadn't heard anything.
Although more and more of it was being given away, the happiness on their faces was also visibly increasing.
Seeing the two war criminals feigning death, Texas rolled her eyes at them in annoyance, but didn't say anything more.
As everyone's attention returned to the game, Lappland finally breathed a slight sigh of relief, then greeted them with high spirits—
"Jiang Qiu, hurry up and come ambush me! I'll feint an attack on the other side and then take the opportunity to stab him to death!"
"Come on!"
Thirty seconds later—
[Syracusa's Number One Keyboard Master: 0/1/0]
【Invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex Warrior: 0/1/0】
Chapter 6, Section 6: Ueno Collaboration - One Dies, One Gets Sent
An eerie silence filled the private rooms of the internet cafe.
The only constant clicking of the mouse and keyboard was like a countdown to death, sending chills down one's spine.
Texas and the others listened expressionlessly to the double kill announcement in their headphones, their nerves tingling with a dull ache.
Lappland, the person directly involved, stared at the black-and-white screen and gave an awkward smile.
"I was a bit rusty at the start and made a mistake by accident."
"Don't worry, I'll fix it in a bit!"
"Jiang Qiu, let's do it again. This time, no acting, let's just beat this Sword Maiden to a pulp!"
"I'm coming."
Jiang Qiu controlled Lilia to rush towards the top lane at top speed, her face full of determination.
Although the start was unfavorable, there's still hope; we must take good care of the dog.
Otherwise, when I play Yasuo next time, my family tree will be in serious jeopardy.
Texas, seeing these two unreliable players, quickly pushed the lane and headed to the top lane just in case.
And just as the encirclement was unfolding in the game—
knock knock knock
"Hey Jiang Qiu, open the door, my sister told me to come over."
"I brought back some pudding from Liang's place, and it tastes really good!"
Nijika's energetic greeting rang out from outside, instantly pulling Hiroi Kikuri back to her senses from the brink of breaking her vow.
As soon as the door opened, before Hongxia could even stroll inside, Kiku rushed over with tears in her eyes.
"Hongxia, you arrived just in time! I was almost about to commit an unforgivable sin!"
"Huh? What happened?!"
Ijichi Nijika's pupils dilated, and her family's inherited magnetic levitation ahoge (cowlick) stood up uncontrollably.
Could this guy be drunk and trying to take advantage of Jiang Qiu?!
Thankfully I came back in time, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable!
Realizing the seriousness of the problem, Hongxia took a deep breath, then solemnly patted Hiroi Kikuri on the shoulder—
"You'd better quit drinking as soon as possible, otherwise I'm worried that the next time we meet, it will be at the police station."
"Huh? I just almost couldn't resist drinking, the consequences shouldn't be this serious, right?"
"Absolutely! As the saying goes, alcohol emboldens the wicked. Huh? You're really quitting?"
As Nijika gradually came to her senses, she was stunned and looked at Hiroi Kikuri in disbelief.
When I was on the phone with my sister on the way here, she mentioned this, and I thought she was just joking.
The sun comes out in the west?
"I'll abstain for three days first, mainly because Jiang Qiu promised to let me try some better-tasting wine."
"However, once we actually started implementing it, we realized how incredibly long the time was; it felt like we were going crazy."
At this point, Kikuto Hiroi covered her head in obvious pain.
However, the pain of endurance was ultimately suppressed by the terrifying consequences of breaking the vow.
Hongxia looked at the frantic Kikuri with a somewhat ambiguous expression. Although she really wanted to complain, this girl had at least taken the crucial first step.
"Don't stand at the door yet, I still have ice cream here, it'll melt if I don't put it in the refrigerator soon."
"Oh"
Where is Jiang Qiu?
"He's playing video games inside."
As the two entered the house and closed the door, Hongxia grabbed a bag and headed straight to the kitchen, immediately stuffing ice cream and other snacks into the refrigerator.
Kiku, who was following behind, peeked into the refrigerator and sighed with regret after confirming that there was no alcohol hidden inside.
After putting out the ice cream, Hongxia tossed a box of pudding to the other person.
"Since you've finally tried to quit drinking, I'll treat you to pudding."
"Thanks."
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