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"Meow? What are you doing? Who are you calling? Stop it right now!"
Just as the fox was about to question Xiao Hei, it saw that Xiao Hei had somehow pulled out a cell phone and was dialing someone's number.
"Hey, is this Monokuma? The fox urgently needs your help. Are you free?"
"Okay, okay, then come over right now..."
"Meow!"
The fox quickly jumped up and slapped the phone out of the little black dog's hand, angrily shouting, "You, you, you!"
Just as it was about to scold Little Black, a portal appeared between them, and with a click, a black and white bear walked out of the portal.
"Hey, isn't this a fox? Long time no see~" The black and white bear waved its paw at the fox.
Despite the seemingly friendly meeting, the fox felt a chill run down its spine. Memories of being dominated and humiliated in the past resurfaced, and for a moment, the fox didn't know how to react. Should it run away immediately? Or...?
Monokuma is a doll with half white and half black body, from the anime "Danganronpa". He has a wicked personality and is full of all sorts of wicked tastes. As the embodiment of a certain despair, he is often moody and has an unimaginable obsession with despair.
Generally speaking, after a character transcends the original storyline world, they will undergo various changes in personality, abilities, etc., deviating from the original work. However, with Monokuma, at least the fox can't see any difference between him and his anime counterpart.
This is a difficult jerk to get along with; that's the label the fox gave to the black and white bear.
"You bastard, I greeted you and you didn't even acknowledge me for a second, kuma!" Monokuma angrily raised his right hand, revealing his claw, while the red light in his left eye flashed.
Upon seeing the black and white bear, the fox instinctively shuddered and immediately turned and ran.
"Want to escape?"
The black and white bear pulled out a noose from somewhere and threw it at the fox, instantly encircling the fox's neck.
"Pfft, pfft," the black and white bear chuckled wickedly, "A hundred times, two worlds!"
Chastity or integrity, that is the question.
While the fox was struggling with its dilemma, it was unknowingly dragged into a small room by the black and white bear. The next moment, cries of pain mixed with a hint of uncontrollable joy rang out from the fox.
Blackie shook its head, muttered something under its breath, and then closed the door for Black and White Bear.
"That fox, that two-faced fellow..."
"Luckily, it wasn't him who came out this time, otherwise it would have been a big problem..." Xiao Hei patted his chest, his face full of relief. "But he's not an easy one to deal with either, sigh... they're all problem children."
Xiao Hei sighed, and sadly took out a watermelon-flavored spicy snack and started eating it.
After the "Slaying the Sister" dungeon ended, Li Wei and his group of four were teleported back to their room before entering the university. The instructor who had guided them noticed the somewhat awkward atmosphere and offered a few words of comfort:
"Victory and defeat are common occurrences in war. Although you are not my students, I still want to tell you that if you cannot even accept failure, you will never become true elites."
"I know that you are the best of your class to represent the academy, but that is far from enough. The path to becoming a strong person is always accompanied by various hardships."
"Failure is only temporary. As long as you don't die, you will eventually reach the top."
"Ok?"
As they talked, the instructor noticed the atmosphere was getting even stranger, especially since a seemingly refined man was giving him a very strange look, even though his attention had been on another, seemingly carefree young man before…
"What's wrong?"
"Well, I think what you said makes a lot of sense, so... don't be too discouraged later."
"What do you mean?"
"fine."
While the two were chatting idly, Li Wei had already walked out. Outside was a vast school with various buildings scattered throughout. Students dressed in all sorts of strange costumes came and went. These clothes and equipment were either exchanged for with points at the university or obtained from dungeons.
"Oh? This place is quite interesting." Li Wei looked around and, recalling the teleportation power he had just experienced, came to this conclusion.
"Then let this be the starting point of my conquest!" Li Wei said with boundless pride, exuding an aura of dominance.
"Third Master, your pants have fallen down."
"When did this happen? I didn't even notice!" Li Wei exclaimed in surprise, instinctively looking down at his lower body. "Holy crap, which bastard dared to play tricks on me..."
"Uh, Qi Xi, it's you." Li Wei swallowed back the words he hadn't finished saying. "Long time no see. You've become even more beautiful. I always thought you didn't look human, but now you look even less human. Compared to those disgusting slimes, you're just a shining light bulb."
"..."
"Third Master, do you remember what I said before, that you should never compliment me again?" Qi Xi was speechless, and her little fists clenched involuntarily.
"Hmm? Why?" Li Wei asked curiously, "I think my literary skills are pretty high. In the endless future, these are the most cutting-edge praise sentences I've compiled. If they were on Earth now, they could probably win a Nobel Prize in Literature, right?"
Li Wei nodded smugly, "Sentences as beautiful as poetry could only be conceived by someone as brilliant and creative as your master."
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PLS: Ugh... yesterday's chapter QAQ, I'll see if I can write today's. I have political study this afternoon, so my rare day off is gone... gone... gone...
My Battle.net account just got hacked, I'm totally confused... I just clicked on my classmate's Hearthstone recruitment, and then my account was stolen...
Chapter 200: Your kiss is trying to kill me!
"..."
Qi Xi's lips twitched. "Then from which era did you acquire this knowledge?"
"I can't remember clearly, but I learned it from another planet. I remember that people there like to throw white gloves in other people's faces."
Li Wei gave an example: "Look, don't people on Earth these days not like to wear gloves? This is a difference in civilization. Others wear gloves for hygiene, but throwing them in someone's face is unacceptable."
"They probably felt that the other person was wearing inferior gloves, which were not environmentally friendly. Instead of advising the other person to change to a different brand of gloves, they simply gave them their own."
"...Third Master, are you serious?"
Li Wei frowned slightly: "I'm different from him. Do you think I would joke about things related to knowledge?"
“I am a scholar,” Li Wei said seriously. “Unlike those two who are ignorant and incompetent, I have more right to speak than anyone else on the path of seeking truth.”
"Knowledge is the spiritual food of humankind. We can go without food, but we cannot go without reading."
"As the saying goes, 'There are beauties like jade in books.' How can you find a girl named Yan Ruyu if you don't read books?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Qi Xi waved her hand impatiently: "Then please go back to the dark room and let Master out."
"No."
"Why? Didn't you say we can't not study?"
Li Wei said very seriously, "Yes, but Xiao Qi, think about it. How can you reach a higher level in academia without sacrifice? Scholars without a spirit of self-sacrifice can never become pioneers or sages."
"For example, if you recall our Earth's history, would Bruno have been able to discover the heliocentric theory if he hadn't been burned at the stake?"
"I've given so many examples above, and each of them sacrificed themselves to break through the shackles of their time."
A female student passing by chuckled after hearing Li Wei's statement, "Fool, Bruno was burned at the stake for discovering and promoting the heliocentric theory. You've reversed the order of your logic."
"The other way around?" Li Wei smiled faintly. "That's right. In your eyes, there's a cause for every effect, right?"
"Isn't this it?" the female student said, feeling uncomfortable with the look in Li Wei's eyes.
"No, you're absolutely right."
The girl, who had originally planned to debate with Li Wei, was caught off guard by Li Wei's words and choked.
"You, you, how could you be so decisive..."
Li Wei tossed his hair and smiled dashingly: "Honey, how about I teach you a secret to happiness?"
"Hmm, hmm?" With his stunning good looks and the inexplicable charm that Li Wei had suddenly become, the girl's heart pounded nervously, as if every word and action of Li Wei carried the scent of an aphrodisiac.
"What is it?"
"That is, don't argue with an idiot." Li Wei pointed at the girl's heart and made a gun gesture with his right hand, then fired a "Biu".
"...Oh, you're such a nice person, bye-bye." The girl waved to Li Wei and turned to leave with a cold expression.
"Huh?" Li Wei stood there stunned and muttered to himself, "How is that possible? My methods for picking up girls are all based on the most advanced textbooks. First, use a seemingly sophisticated question to attract the girl's attention and pique her interest, then show off your knowledge to deliver a fatal Cupid blow."
"This trick should work unless someone is absolutely hideous. With my stunning good looks, plus... how could it possibly fail!"
"Let me think about it, using the law of... to calculate, and then combining it with the formula... I see, I understand now."
Li Wei quickly realized, "That girl must be illiterate and not very perceptive. She didn't understand what I just said. No wonder she suddenly lost interest. If she didn't understand, there's nothing we can do about it."
Thinking of this, Li Wei sighed in disappointment, and at the same time expressed his concern for the average level of education and intelligence in this place.
Qi Xi couldn't help but cover her forehead, her face full of black lines, and said, "Third Master, haven't you considered other possibilities?"
Li Wei gave a cold laugh: "Of course I've thought about it, besides—"
"She must be a lesbian, she doesn't know how to appreciate men."
"and then?"
"Or she might be extremely nearsighted and unable to see my face clearly."
"then?"
"She suddenly became sexually frigid!"
"Or maybe?"
"She suddenly experienced a mental breakdown and began hallucinating, thinking that I had said something insulting to her!"
"..."
"Any more?"
"She just remembered she hadn't done her homework and needed to get home quickly!"
"Ok?"
Li Wei exclaimed in surprise, "I didn't expect her to be someone who also enjoys acquiring knowledge. Shouldn't she communicate with me and learn together?"
"Third Master," Qi Xi tugged at Li Wei's sleeve and pointed to the strange gazes coming from all directions, "What kind of looks do you think they're giving me?"
"A towering mountain to be admired."
"..."
"Xiao Qi, don't you know that in a certain future era, people on a certain planet like to look at those prophetic and sage-like beings with such eyes, as a sign of admiration and respect?"
Qi Xi's lips twitched as she asked, "Third Master, can you tell me what happened next?"
"The aftermath..."
Li Wei touched his chin and recalled:
"That person was later burned to death."
"Because it was an era of faith in gods, it was only natural that someone with that person's knowledge would be chosen as the chosen one to be burned to death to serve the gods."
"Third Master, what's that person's name?"
"His name seems to be Bruno."
"Hmm, it sounds a lot like Bruno's name."
"...Third Master, you...you..." Qi Xi covered her conscience and said, "You're amazing!"
"Isn't that obvious? I'm your master," Li Wei said angrily.
"So I'm begging you again, please go back to the dark room, okay?"
Li Wei curled his lip in disgust and said, "No way, that lousy place is no place for anyone to stay. I don't want to go back anyway. I've finally come out, how can I not pick up a few girls?"
"Yes Yes Yes."
Seeing that Li Wei refused to agree, Qi Xi clenched her little fist and glared at him fiercely, saying, "Third Master, you forced me to do this!"
As she said this, Qi Xi was about to kiss Li Wei. Qi Xi's appearance was not ugly; on the contrary, she was the most beautiful and elegant girl Li Wei had ever seen. However, when such a girl wanted to kiss him, he avoided her like a wolf.
"Holy crap, Xiao Qi, what are you trying to do? Murder your master?!" Li Wei jumped around in terror, trying to avoid Qi Xi's kiss.
"Third Master, what are you saying? It's been so long, I've missed you terribly. Can't I give you a reunion kiss?"
“My disciple, there’s no need for such formalities. What is our relationship, and why would we need these things to prove it?”
"Master, I've missed you so much!"
"Little Qi, you want me dead, don't you!" Li Wei was so anxious that he threw a restraining ring at Qi Xi and ran away.
"Ahhhh, you stop right there!" After breaking free, Qi Xi stomped her foot angrily and chased after Li Wei.
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