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And having to wear underwear over your head is so lewd.
"You can take your clothes off, but I'm not."
Long Yan shook his head, certain that he would not do such a thing.
It's an insult to the lofty image of the martial monks of Wulong Temple!
He Fenny gritted her teeth.
She was wearing a skirt over her bra, so it wasn't difficult to take it off.
It's so easy to take off the bra without exposing anything, which is much more convenient than for men.
After taking it off,
He Fenny put her bra on her head, which looked rather comical.
Long Yan couldn't help but laugh.
"Don't laugh!" He Fenny was a little angry, feeling that she was being mocked.
"Do I look ugly right now?" He Fenny asked, pouting.
"Not ugly, but rather kind of cute."
Long Yan smiled and said sincerely,
Because He Fenny's looks are actually quite good, with big, dark eyes and a classic oval face.
Even if you wear underwear on your head, it won't look ugly.
"A man's words are deceitful." He Fenny didn't believe Long Yan's words.
“A monk does not lie,” Long Yan said solemnly.
"Then let's keep going forward. I'll go first, and you follow behind me."
Wearing underwear on her head, He Fenny added a layer of warding-off-evil buff and boldly walked forward, trying to leave this ghostly place as soon as possible.
but,
Because underwear obstructs vision.
And since she was wearing high heels, walking was not very convenient.
She hadn't walked more than a few steps when she fell into the bushes.
I almost twisted my ankle.
The black stockings she wore were also torn by tree branches, revealing her fair and tender skin underneath.
At this moment, He Fenny,
He looked extremely disheveled!
My shoes fell off, my stockings ripped, I sprained my ankle, and then I had my underwear pulled over my head.
If a camera were to capture this moment on her, she would be mortified in the police station and too ashamed to show her face.
Fortunately, only Long Yan saw her disheveled state.
He Fenny didn't cry.
"Inspector Fanny, can we still go?" Long Yan asked.
He Fenny rubbed her feet, then simply took off her high heels, picked them up with her hands, and said:
“I walk barefoot, and that’s fine.”
She is in good physical condition; she is not so weak as to be unable to walk.
After all, they graduated from police academy and have all undergone professional training.
Led by He Fenny, the two finally managed to escape the Ghost Realm.
However, they were still a step too late and lost to the team led by the Hermit of the Thatched Cottage.
I saw the three of them in the distance, waiting at the intersection where I had come from.
He Fenny panicked a little!
If someone saw her like this, it would be incredibly embarrassing.
The hermit of the thatched cottage was alright; the two had no interaction.
However, Jin Maiji and Meng Chao were both her subordinates, colleagues, and also her superiors and subordinates.
If they saw her wearing underwear on her head and it got back to the police station, what authority would she have left?
It would probably become a laughing stock in the police station, causing them to lose face.
He Fenny immediately took off the underwear on her head, trying to hide it.
But she was wearing a shirt and skirt, so there was nowhere to hide.
It's too late to put them back on.
Holding it in your hand is even worse; it's obvious at a glance, and you can't explain it at all.
quick thinking
He Fenny looked at Long Yan, who was wearing monk's robes, which could be used to hide things.
Before Long Yan could react,
He Fenny stuffed her underwear into Long Yan's pocket.
Long Yan was speechless. "Can't you do anything right?"
He wanted to take it out and return it to He Fenny, because you can't hide this on your person, or people will misunderstand.
He Fenny reached into Long Yan's pocket to stop him from taking out his underwear, and whispered through gritted teeth:
"Don't tell anyone what just happened, or I'll haunt you even as a ghost."
She was driven to desperation.
Two subordinates have already come over.
If Long Yan were to take out his underwear at this moment, then things would really be hard to explain.
Long Yan sighed; it was indeed impossible to take it out now.
Otherwise, not only will He Fenny die, but he will also die.
We can only pretend that nothing happened.
“Inspector Fanny, you’ve lost. We’ll get out of the Ghost Realm first.”
Police officer Meng Chao walked over, looking very pleased with himself, because He Fenny was going to treat everyone to dinner.
(Li Zhao Zhao)
"Inspector He Fen, why are you putting your hands in the little monk's pockets?"
Kim asked, somewhat puzzled, "Something seems off."
Moreover, He Fenny's face turned red, and the atmosphere was a bit strange.
"I... my hands are cold."
He Fenny immediately took her hand out of Long Yan's pocket, leaving only her underwear.
She breathed a sigh of relief when she realized she hadn't been discovered, and immediately changed the subject:
"Aren't you cold in this ghostly realm where the wind blows so coldly?"
"Of course it's not cold!"
Meng Chao waved the underwear in his hand and said:
"Inspector, you should learn from us and put your underwear over your head. It really can ward off evil spirits."
"This method really works; underwear is a good thing," Kim Mak-ki also said.
He Fenny now feels guilty and nervous whenever she hears the word "underwear," and she doesn't want to hear it again.
Please, please stop!
"The effect of the underwear is limited. The main reason is that the solar eclipse has ended, otherwise we would not have emerged from the Ghost Realm Tribulation so quickly."
The hermit in the thatched hut offered a word of caution: don't take underwear so seriously, it's a crooked and heretical practice.
He Fenny's face was gloomy, and she felt like killing someone.
"Layman, you just said that the Ghost King still has a wisp of his soul that has not been extinguished. Do you have a way to find it?"
Long Yan quickly changed the subject to discuss serious matters, striving to eliminate the vampire king from the human world as soon as possible.
It's best to leave him with not a single hair, so he has no chance to turn things around.
Last hitting is extremely important!
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088 Breaking into a Christian Church! Martial Monks, Taoist Priests, and Priests! Who's the Best at Exorcising Ghosts?
"We can find the remnant soul of the Ghost King using a talisman."
The hermit of the thatched hut took out a large stack of talismans from his pocket, all of which had been drawn in advance.
Although these talismans are not high-level talismans like the Five Thunder Talisman, they still have certain effects, namely finding people, ghosts, and all kinds of objects.
but,
There's a prerequisite: you must first have a part of the item.
For example, to find a person, you need their hair, clothes, or other items related to that person.
While fighting the vampire king, the hermit of the thatched cottage had already sensed the king's yin energy.
Different ghosts have different kinds of yin energy.
Therefore, based on the yin energy, one can use talismans to find the remnant soul of the vampire king.
No matter where his remnant soul flees to, it will surely be tracked down.