Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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Er Kang and Zhang Chu also fired simultaneously! The three special-supply rounds, arranged in a triangular pattern, blocked Gu Qian's evasion route!

However, despite his enormous size, Gu Qian displayed astonishing agility in the face of a life-or-death crisis!

With a clumsy roll and a twisting S-shaped movement, he narrowly avoided all of them!

The shells exploded behind him, kicking up clouds of dust.

"Hide?! Let's see where you can hide!"

Zhang Chu was furious. He quickly switched ammunition, pulled out a rocket that was flashing red and clearly had a tracking function, loaded it neatly, and fired!

"Whoosh—Buzz—!"

The tracking rocket emitted a unique buzzing sound, like a shark smelling blood, and it bit down hard on Gu Qian's figure!

No matter how Gu Qian made sharp turns, jumped, or even tried to hide behind the boulder, the rocket could always trace a strange arc and relentlessly chase after him!

Finally, as Gu Qian made a powerful leap, attempting to jump across a stream—

“Pfft——!!!”

A soft, eerie sound, as if a soft object had been precisely struck, rang out.

The rocket hit Gu Qian with perfect precision—

"Awoooo ...

Gu Qian let out a terrifying scream that was enough to shatter glass, containing extreme pain, shame, and a bittersweet feeling!

He was like a second-stage rocket that had been ignited, relying on the residual thrust of the rocket and the explosive force brought about by the excruciating pain, he suddenly soared into the sky!

It traced a parabola through the air, leaving trails of smoke (and some indescribable scent).

"boom--!!!"

His massive body fell like a meteorite, still in the standard upside-down position, his entire head and half of his shoulder deeply embedded in the soft riverbed in the distance, leaving only his two legs and slightly twitching feet sticking out, like two strange plants.

The entire scene fell into a deathly silence.

Those Nata citizens who had just recovered from their "paper doll" state, Ying and Paimon, Marani, and Shark Chili all witnessed this brutal, vulgar, and violently aesthetic scene.

There was a three-second silence, and then, in perfect unison…

They put their hands behind their backs, looked up at the sky, and whistled off-key, pretending nothing was happening, but their slightly trembling legs betrayed their inner turmoil.

They moved slowly and cautiously, step by step, trying to get away from this place of trouble.

"So...so brutal!"

Marani's face turned pale, and she instinctively covered her buttocks tightly with both hands, as if the homing rocket would hit her at any moment.

"How...how vulgar!"

Shark Chili hid behind Marani, trying to reach his buttocks with his short mechanical fins (obviously failing), his electronic voice filled with shock and lingering fear.

"This method of attack... is simply a complete collapse of mechanical ethics!"

Ying and Paimon looked at the familiar yet chaotic scene before them, sighed helplessly, and simultaneously rubbed their foreheads.

Ying's voice was filled with exhaustion.

"here we go again……"

Paimon's little face was filled with numbness.

This situation is already commonplace for them.

Every time I witness it, I still feel a deep sense of powerlessness in the face of the "creativity" and "action" of these four partners.

It seems that the journey in Nata, whether it's relaxing in the hot springs or conquering the abyss, is destined to continue in a grand and dramatic manner amidst these kinds of chaotic and troublesome daily routines...

Chapter 155 Stressful Brothers

"Qingyu, what are you looking at?"

Marani, like a lively little rabbit, hopped over to Qingyu, who was staring at his phone with his head down, and curiously peeked her little head out.

Qingyu didn't even look up, and replied with relish, "Watching funny videos to watch while I eat."

"Funny videos?"

Marani became even more curious. Nata didn't have a cell phone. She leaned closer to the screen and saw three young boys wearing different colored clothes but looking exactly the same.

A man dressed in black stood on the platform, seemingly giving a lecture, while two others, dressed in yellow and blue, sat below.

Wow, they look so alike! Are they triplets?

Maranie found it incredibly novel.

Just then, Er Kang strolled over, glanced at the screen, and immediately burst out laughing: "Hey! The Stress Brothers! I love this! The comedy duo, this is hilarious!"

He put his arm around Qingyu's shoulder and asked, "By the way, after watching them for so long, which scene left the deepest impression on you?"

Without thinking, Qingyu blurted out, "The sense of impact."

As soon as he finished speaking, the boy in the yellow shirt (Xiao Huang) on ​​the phone screen suddenly raised his head and looked around alertly.

What's wrong with you now?

The boy in blue next to him (Xiao Lan) looked at him with disgust.

"I feel like someone is spying on me?!"

Xiao Huang spoke with certainty, his sharp eyes scanning the surroundings.

Who would spy on you?

Xiao Lan curled her lip in disdain.

Suddenly, Xiao Huang's gaze seemed to pierce through the screen and lock onto Qing Yu, who was watching!

"Huh?! Show yourself!"

Xiao Huang roared and, without warning, slammed his fist into Qing Yu outside the screen!

Something weird happened!

That fist actually broke through the dimensional barrier and emerged from the phone screen, carrying an inexplicable yet extremely impactful force, and slammed a solid punch into Qingyu's face!

"boom--!!!"

“Puff——!!”

With a loud, muffled thud like a drumbeat, accompanied by Qingyu's shrill scream, he was sent flying more than ten meters away as if struck by a battering ram. He rolled several times on the ground before coming to a stop, and a clear fist mark was even left on his face (on the mask)!

"Holy crap! The impact of the attacks... is amazing! It truly lives up to its reputation!"

Er Kang stared in disbelief, instinctively exclaiming in admiration, before realizing what had happened and quickly reaching out to help Marani, whose jaw had dropped to the ground in shock, close her jaw again.

Er Kang bent down to pick up the phone that had fallen to the ground, muttering, "I almost forgot, Xiao Huang is technically a 'comedic character,' so it's not surprising that he has some ability to break the fourth wall..."

"Huh?! You dare to act so presumptuously?!"

Xiao Huang on the phone seemed to have heard Er Kang's complaints and glared at him angrily again!

This time, he reached out with both hands, through the screen, and grabbed Er Kang's shoulders!

"Come here, you!"

Xiao Huang roared and unleashed astonishing strength in his arms, forcefully dragging the unsuspecting Er Kang into the phone screen!

"Whoa! What's going on?! Let go! Let go now!"

Er Kang was terrified, kicking his arms and legs wildly, but he was no match for the powerful suction!

“Aa ...

Maranie witnessed this scene straight out of a horror movie and let out a sharp blast that sounded like an air raid siren!

She grabbed the phone from the ground, forgetting her fear, and sprinted towards Zhang Chu's location like she was holding a hot potato, shouting through her tears as she ran:

"Brother Zhang Chu! Help!! Something terrible has happened!! Qingyu has been knocked flying! Erkang has been eaten by a cell phone!!!"

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Inside the phone, on the set of "Emergency Brothers"

Xiao Huang stared blankly at Er Kang (Water-type Hilichurl Ranger), whom he had dragged in, whose style was clearly out of place in this world.

"Holy crap! A savage?!"

Little Yellow instantly realized what was happening, and its face lit up with the excitement (?) and fighting spirit of someone who had just seen a rare animal!

Without saying a word, he used a standard grappling move to pin the still-dazed Er Kang to the ground!

"Little Huang! What's wrong with you?!"

The teacher on the podium (with the same face) shouted at them upon seeing this.

"Teacher! Little Huang has brought a wild man in from somewhere!"

While pointing at Er Kang on the ground in horror, Xiao Lan "accidentally" stomped on Er Kang's feet twice, fully demonstrating what "fake friendship" means.

Upon hearing this, the teacher adjusted his glasses in confusion and walked over.

Just then, Er Kang struggled to lift his head and cursed in a disheveled manner, "You guys are really ruthless..."

"Holy crap! It's a real savage! And it can even talk!"

The teacher was also startled by this unconventional look. In a reflex, she raised her leg high and the sole of her leather shoe landed precisely on Er Kang's face, sending him flying and knocking over several sets of tables and chairs!

"Take advantage of his illness to kill him!"

Xiao Huang excitedly pulled a handful of homemade firecrackers out of his schoolbag (heaven knows why he carried them with him), and threw them in Er Kang's direction!

Little Blue followed suit, taking out firecrackers from Little Yellow's backpack and joining the bombing frenzy!

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang—!!!"

The classroom was instantly filled with smoke, explosions rang out continuously, and fragments of desks and chairs flew everywhere!

One minute later, the bombing stopped.

"do you died?"

The teacher covered his nose, fanned the smoke, and asked cautiously.