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Isn't Hindenburg a fighting maniac...?
"I feel like I'm doing something useless..." Xiaobai murmured softly, letting out a helpless sigh.
"Hmm? Missouri thinks your efforts, Admiral, are worth it." Missouri heard Xiaobai's voice, and with a light step, stopped in front of Xiaobai.
"Missouri!!" Hindenburg spread his arms and lunged toward Missouri.
Missouri smiled and gently turned aside, dodging Hindenburg's lunge.
“If Senior Hindenburg really wants to have another exercise with Missouri, Missouri wouldn’t feel comfortable refusing. However, Missouri also has his own time. If he were to spend all his time with Senior Hindenburg, he wouldn’t be able to help the other seniors.” Missouri said to Hindenburg with a smile, “So, Senior Hindenburg, an exercise is fine, but how about we agree to some rules?”
"Sure! Anything is fine!" Hindenburg's eyes lit up instantly.
“Alright, the first thing is that the exercise itself is an activity for us ship girls to learn from each other and exchange ideas. If the exercise cannot make the ship girls stronger, then it would be putting the cart before the horse. So, in order to give Hindenburg-senpai and Missouri herself some buffer time, Hindenburg-senpai, you can only exercise with Missouri once a week, is that okay?” Missouri held up her finger and said to Hindenburg.
"Once a day!"
"Three days, three days is the limit for Missouri."
"Deal!" Hindenburg rolled up his sleeves, seemingly very pleased with himself for successfully negotiating the price. "And now?"
"The second thing is that although Missouri is happy to practice with the seniors in the naval base, the number of times he practices with you, Senior Hindenburg, is far too frequent. So, both to add some fun and to slightly curb your competitive spirit, how about we set up a small bet every time we practice? If Missouri wins, you will grant him a small favor, and if you win, Missouri will also grant you a favor."
Missouri said, a slight upturn at the corners of her rosy lips.
“No problem! One last thing!” Hindenburg nodded quickly, looking anxious.
“The last thing is,” Missouri put down her hand, her face full of a bright smile, “Missouri has finished her rehearsal with you today, and it was a victory for Missouri. The next rehearsal will have to wait until three days from now. Also, you owe Missouri a small request today.”
"???" Hindenburg, who was stretching his shoulders and preparing to strike, suddenly froze upon hearing Missouri's words.
He stared blankly at Missouri.
It is clear.
Even someone as foolish as Hindenburg.
At this point, it was also clear from the three articles of the Missouri Covenant that there were some circumstances that were very unfavorable to them.
“If you don’t agree to Missouri’s request, Missouri won’t continue the exercise with you,” Missouri said to Hindenburg with a smile. “But you can rest assured, the Admiral is here, so you don’t need to worry that Missouri will try to cheat you.”
Hindenburg stared blankly at Missouri, then turned to look at Little White behind him.
Hindenburg and Little White looked at each other.
Xiao Bai scratched his cheek and gave an embarrassed smile.
While Missouri's three conditions were reasonable in the first instance, the second and third conditions, given the current disparity in combat strength, completely benefited Hindenburg. The third condition, in particular, was practically like getting a free wish...
Xiao Bai thought to herself, even if Hindenburg was stupid, it was unlikely that she would agree to Missouri's conditions...
“Okay.” Hindenburg nodded to Missouri.
"Huh?? You agreed?!" Xiaobai exclaimed in surprise.
“Admiral, you see, Missouri is right, isn’t he? As long as the method is correct, Hindenburg is very easy to talk to,” Missouri said with a smile.
"Uh... why do I always feel like Missouri is ripping people off..." Xiaobai broke out in a cold sweat.
"In front of the Admiral, Missouri still wants to be a good girl, you know," Missouri said with a smile.
……Fine.
Since Missouri has already said so.
Xiaobai didn't know what to say.
Given Missouri's personality, even if he tricked Hindenburg, it would at most be a small prank.
It's harmless.
"What is your request for today?" Hindenburg asked, staring at Missouri with his large, golden eyes.
"Missouri's request for today?" Missouri happily clasped her hands together. "Actually, from the first moment I saw Hindenburg-senpai, Missouri had this idea. Hindenburg-senpai... how about you be Missouri's toy for a day?"
“Okay.” Hindenburg nodded without hesitation, reaching a consensus with Missouri.
"Huh?!" Little White's mouth dropped open. "Eh? Wait, wait a minute! Missouri!"
"Hmm? What's wrong, Admiral?"
"Playing, toys mean...wait, what?! And, and most importantly, he actually agreed!" Little White stared wide-eyed, utterly astonished. "Hindenburg, are you alright?!"
Hindenburg tilted his head, giving a look that asked, "Why is this so important?"
Xiao Bai, with a pout, didn't know where to begin explaining to Hindenburg.
how to say.
Lines like "to be someone's toy".
Xiaobai had seen it several times in the Tirpitz manga.
and so.
In Xiao Bai's mind, this line was always the kind of "dirty talk that should never be said to a respectable woman, as it has a strong flirtatious tone."
At this moment, we hear these words coming from Missouri.
Xiao Bai was nothing but surprised.
"Ah, this?" Missouri looked at Xiaobai's bewildered and surprised expression, and seemed to realize that she hadn't explained it to Xiaobai. She smiled and slowly said to Xiaobai, "The toy Missouri mentioned is actually a dress-up doll."
"Huh? A dress-up doll??"
"Well, the moment Missouri saw Hindenburg, she could tell that although Hindenburg looks like this now, she actually has a very good foundation, right? Missouri feels that she would be very suitable to be a handsome and beautiful model." Missouri chuckled softly, leaned closer to Hindenburg, brushed aside Hindenburg's thick white hair, and smiled at Xiaobai. "So seeing such a talented person here, Missouri's professional instincts have kicked in a little, and she wants to create a new image for Hindenburg."
"Uh... Oh... Oh, I see..."
"Hmm...or rather, Admiral, what did you think Missouri was going to do to Hindenburg?" Missouri stared at Xiaobai with innocent and pure eyes.
"……"noob.
Xiaobai knows nothing.
Xiao Bai didn't dare to ask anything.
Hindenburg seems unusually stubborn in her dealings with people, which can make her quite difficult to manage in some situations. However, the advantage of this stubbornness is that she will cooperate quite well with anyone who can truly persuade her on a rational level.
That's Missouri.
After Hindenburg agreed to Missouri's request to dress up as a doll, she did not resist Missouri's next actions at all. Hindenburg let Missouri and Little White take her back to the Bismarck's house and drag her into Missouri's bedroom.
The bedroom in Missouri was quite tidy and clean, and simple and ordinary.
The bed and chairs were arranged neatly, and the trash can was clean. If there was anything particularly eye-catching, it was that there were three or four large wardrobes in the small room.
"Admiral, if you don't mind, you can just find a place to sit." Missouri said with a smile to Xiaobai after pushing Hindenburg into the room.
"Oh!" Xiaobai looked around. There was only one stool in Missouri's room, so she had nowhere to sit but on the headboard of Missouri's bed.
—If it's a stranger, doing this is actually quite offensive.
Fortunately, Missouri and Little White have a special relationship.
Xiao Bai licked his lips.
I'm a little thirsty.
There was a half-empty bottle of mineral water right next to Missouri's bedside.
Xiao Bai plopped down on the edge of the bed, picked up the half-finished bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the cap, and gulped down two mouthfuls.
The sound of Xiaobai drinking water caught Missouri's attention.
Missouri looked at Little White with curiosity.
Missouri's eyes lit up with a hint of joy when she saw Xiaobai sitting comfortably on the edge of her bed and drinking from her water bottle without any hesitation.
"Speaking of which, isn't the Admiral still on duty right now?"
Missouri. She pursed her lips and asked Little White.
"Hmm? Well... it's okay if it's just for a little while, and I'm quite curious too..." Xiaobai put down the water bottle and smiled at Missouri.
"Is the Admiral thirsty?"
"Huh? Uh... um... I can use this, right... even though I've already used it..." Xiaobai blushed and held up the mineral water bottle in her hand.
"Hmm, if that's not enough, there's more in Missouri."
"That's enough, that's enough..." Xiaobai scratched his cheek sheepishly and shook the water bottle that was still half full.
"Oh, I see." Missouri's lips curled up again. She pushed Hindenburg, who was concentrating on playing the doll, to the head of Little White's bed, sat down next to Little White, and then walked to the wardrobe and opened the wardrobe door.
In the closet in Missouri.
There were layers upon layers of shiny, expensive clothes that no novice had ever seen before.
"Admiral, are you also curious about what Hindenburg looked like after his makeover?" Missouri asked, looking at the clothes in the wardrobe.
"Uh... um, I'm curious." Xiaobai thought for a moment, and to be honest, he was quite curious about Hindenburg's costume change.
After all, it's a reality show about transformation.
Xiao Bai picked up the mineral water bottle and gulped down two more mouthfuls.
"I see. So, in that case, Hindenburg was just a toy for Missouri and the Admiral."
"Pfft—" Little White turned its head and, unable to catch its breath, sprayed Hindenburg next to it with mineral water.
Chapter 1278 You're so lecherous!
During his nearly one year as admiral, Xiaobai, who lived with Tirpitz, inevitably received the influence of Teacher Beizhai and learned some knowledge that he had never encountered before.
It is precisely because I have recently come to know this knowledge, which is like opening the door to a new world, that I have been in a state of being quite sensitive to certain special words.
For example, unicorns, X-shaped objects, commuter subways, and toys.
Xiaobai is a pure child.
However, in some cases, the more innocent a child is, the more likely they are to react strongly to these strange and unusual words.
Such as now.
When Missouri mentioned that the motionless Hindenburg had become a toy for both Xiaobai and Missouri, Xiaobai, who was drinking water, choked and sprayed water all over Hindenburg's face.
"Ah! Hindenburg, I'm so sorry, so sorry!!!" After spraying Hindenburg, Xiaobai suddenly realized her rudeness. Looking at Hindenburg's wet face, with water even dripping from his chin, she forgot what to say for a moment, "I...I..."
This was the first time in Xiaobai's life that he had done something so rude that he couldn't find any solutions in his database for what he should do if he encountered this situation.
Compared to Xiaobai's panic.
Hindenburg remained unusually calm despite being sprayed with water in his face.
Hindenburg watched Xiaobai, who was so flustered that he could barely speak, quietly observing him with a hint of confusion in his eyes.
“I’m fine,” Hindenburg said to Xiaobai.
"Huh? But, but..."
“This is just water.” Hindenburg raised the back of his hand to wipe his wet cheek. “There’s plenty more in the training ground.”
“…Uh?” Xiaobai was taken aback.
"It won't hurt me." Hindenburg said to Little White, with a reassuring expression that said, "I'm used to this, Admiral, don't worry about me, I'm fine."
"……"noob.
Of course, Xiaobai wasn't worried that he could spray Hindenburg into a major mess with a single sip of water...
But in another sense, getting sprayed in the face with water by a stranger is worse than being badly damaged...
Hindenburg doesn't care at all?
Are all German ships like this these days...?
"Admiral, would you like a towel?" Missouri walked over from the wardrobe and handed over a pink towel.
"Yes! Thank you, Missouri, you've been a huge help..."
Xiaobai quickly took the towel from Missouri, moved closer to Hindenburg, covered Hindenburg's face with the towel, and hurriedly began to wipe her face.
"It's just a small favor, and Missouri also bears some responsibility for what just happened." Missouri smiled at Xiaobai.
“…Missouri, you did this on purpose…”
"Missouri thought the admiral would really like that."
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