Elder brother's garrison

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"...Oh, I see."

"How about I give you a few push-ups as compensation?"

"……No."

"Then should I go with Helena?"

"...Really, it's not necessary."

"Oh, I see. What a pity." Chairman Er Gou sighed and tossed the bottle of lubricant he was holding back onto the table with little interest.

"Since you don't want this, Little White, well... as payment, I can only tell you some random information." Guild Master Er Gou said to Little White, "Don't think I'm stingy."

"What news?"

"Actually," Guild Master Er Gou coughed lightly, then cupped his face and swayed his body somewhat awkwardly, "I'm the admiral of the world's second-largest naval base."

After saying that, President Er Gou shook his upper body while blushing, giving off a "Little Bai sister, you didn't expect this, did you? You really didn't expect this, did you? Are you scared? Actually, I'm super amazing" kind of whimpering expression.

...However, the scene was unusually quiet.

After President Er Gou revealed his identity, Xiao Bai didn't show much surprise. She just blinked and quietly watched President Er Gou.

Honestly, even President Er Gou would feel embarrassed to act like a hooligan under such innocent gazes.

"Um... Little White Sister."

"Ok?"

"I'm not kidding you, I really am number two in the world."

"Ah, um!" Xiaobai smiled and nodded. "I believe you."

"...Did you already know?"

"I do not know."

"Then why aren't you surprised?" President Er Gou asked, somewhat confused. She looked at Xiao Bai with a puzzled expression. "Logically, you shouldn't be standing up, looking at me in horror, and shouting, 'So that's how it is! Whose are you anyway?'"

"...I was quite surprised..."

"Aren't you surprised that someone as abnormal as me is second in the world?!"

It's said that the most terrifying kind of pervert is the one who is self-aware. No wonder Chairman Er Gou is so invincible among perverts.

"Surprised? ... I'm still a kid who's not even an adult yet, and I'm already the world's number one admiral... so I'm used to it."

For the admiral.

Xiao Bai had long since lost his illusions.

After all, if a brother who's obsessed with his sister can become the world's best, and a lazy bum who only knows how to suck up to powerful figures can become a governor or something... basically, there aren't many normal admirals at this level.

Rather, if the world's second-best person is a freak, then ranking alongside this group of abnormal humans is perfectly normal.

President Er Gou was stunned for a long time before finally sighing helplessly, "I see."

"Ah."

"That's right."

"Ah."

"So you also know that I'm your brother's girlfriend?"

"Um?!"

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Chapter 814 Forgive my bluntness, but I am actually the rightful wife.

After hearing what President Er Gou said, Xiao Bai was completely stunned. She jumped up from her chair and looked at the woman in front of her with an incredulous expression.

President Er Gou seemed quite pleased with Xiao Bai's reaction, and she smiled as she rested her chin on her hand and looked at Xiao Bai.

Xiaobai opened her mouth and stammered for a long time before finally managing to pull a bit of reason out of her tangled thoughts. She patted her chest, calmed herself down a little, and managed to regain her composure.

"President Sister... what... what did you just say?"

"I'm your brother's girlfriend," President Er Gou said with a smile.

"..."

Xiao Bai silently looked at his hands, then touched his ears.

Did Tirpitz bite his own ear off? It feels like I've heard something incredible...

"Um, is the president also... joking this time?" Xiaobai asked.

"Even if I go too far, I would never joke about the dead."

"Oh...yes, I'm sorry..." Xiaobai stared wide-eyed, nodding somewhat blankly. She thought for a moment, "Excuse me...President, are you my brother's girlfriend in some kind of development?"

As Xiaobai said this, his gaze lingered on the fingers that Er Gou, the guild leader, was resting on his chin.

President Er Gou was not wearing any rings on his fingers.

"Hmm... first love...?" President Er Gou asked.

"Why use a question..."

"The relationships between adults can't be summarized in just a few words, Little White," said President Er Gou. "But Little White, you seem quite surprised. Do you think I don't look like it?"

"Because my brother has a wedding ship at the naval base..."

"What a coincidence, I have one too." President Er Gou smiled and turned to look at Helena.

"Why would you need to..." when you already have a marriage ship...

"To be precise, I was even earlier than the wedding ship," President Er Gou said, nodding.

"what?"

I first met him at school.

"I remember Admiral Muyu saying that all of my brother's contemporaries should be deceased by now..."

"I'm several years ahead of him. When he graduated, the principal entrusted him to me, asking me to mentor him when I had time. It's actually quite interesting. Back then, I was so lazy that I just lent him some resources and let him go back to his base to fend for himself. But this dead sea lion already has a pair of carrier sisters, yet he still used all the resources I gave him to build a construction pool."

"...Uh, and then?"

"A few weeks later, he came to guard the gate of my garrison with a bunch of newly built ship girls, saying that I was a heartless man and had no conscience. Now he has come to me with me and his offspring, demanding that I take responsibility."

"...take responsibility?"

"How can a new admiral afford to support so many aircraft carriers and battleships? Even if they don't fight, just letting those ship girls go out for a drive once will drain him dry."

"Uh..." Xiaobai's face felt a little hot.

That being said, using someone else's initial funds to gamble with your life to build a ship, and then taking the completed ship back to your benefactor to demand that they take responsibility... isn't that just being a scumbag?

Xiaobai discovered the crux of the matter.

My brother is a jerk!

And it's the worst of the worst!

How shameless!

What a shame!

How can there be such shameless people in the world?

Xiao Bai suddenly felt that the adult world was so complicated.

She felt like the world was about to collapse and shatter into pieces.

With her frail little body, Xiaobai couldn't bear such a cruel and heavy truth.

"Um... Guild Master... I'm sorry..." Xiaobai covered her face, apologizing sadly to Guild Master Ergou, "Thank you for not killing my brother back then..."

"Hahahaha—" President Er Gou let out a burst of silvery laughter, his face turning red. "It really went too far, didn't it? Hahaha, it really went so far that I could have killed him with a single blow, hahaha—"

"So, what did you do after that, President Sister?"

"And then I married him, we even got our marriage certificate."

"Oh... wait, this bend—"

"Didn't we talk about why I became your brother's girlfriend before? Otherwise, why would I be telling you this?"

"what……"

"Didn't you hear me? Would you like me to say it again?"

"Ah, no, um, why... why would you agree, President Sister..."

"Because that person is very interesting, isn't he?" President Er Gou smiled at Xiao Bai. "To be honest, it had been a long time since I had seen a shameless master like him. In the end, I just impulsively agreed to his offer while we were chatting."

“Where… is this interesting…” Xiaobai murmured.

Throughout the entire piece, Xiaobai could only see countless flaws in every single sentence, word, and punctuation mark of Chairman Er Gou.

"A nobody with no background or connections, suddenly stepping into the world of admirals, could easily be devoured without a trace," Guild Master Er Gou laughed. "Back then, the principal entrusted him to me hoping I would become his support and backing. Of course, I wasn't willing to do such a thankless and troublesome task. Why should I be the backer of a poor kid who knows nothing? At least let me see his abilities and ambition first. I'm not a charitable babysitter, so in the end, I just gave him some resources and sent him on his way. Even if it was the principal's hint, I could just pretend I didn't know."

"Uh……"

"But in the end, as I just mentioned, a few weeks later, he came to me with proof of his European seal and an extremely shameless attitude," said President Er Gou. "And then, we registered our marriage, got a marriage certificate, and from then on, we were a pair of star-crossed lovers on the same boat."

"...President, don't you regret it?"

"It was my own decision, why should I regret it? Didn't I say before that he has already proven his worth?" President Er Gou held up one finger to Xiao Bai, "One year."

"One year?"

"In just one year, he helped me build my naval base to the world's number one level."

"...Just one year?"

"Well, he went solo after that. After all, by then he had already developed his own social circle, built up his own foundation, and planned his future in detail. He had no reason to stay. Helping my naval base improve its ranking was just his way of apologizing and repaying me for ruining my reputation. In fact, all in all, I still came out ahead."

"What are you going to earn?"

"Although we're officially married, our sex life has been limited to holding hands, touching legs, patting butts, and hugging waists. At most, he'll masturbate me in bed. Don't you see, I've gotten a huge advantage, haven't I?"

"...So, did you two eventually get divorced?"

"If the world's number one admiral gets divorced, it'll be a very serious matter of personal conduct. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry to get married, so I'll just leave it for now," said President Er Gou, shrugging his shoulders. "Who knew I'd end up a widow now?"

"Oh, I see..." Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief.

—Anyway, although the process and outcome were quite bizarre, it's great that my brother doesn't seem to be as scum as he initially appeared.

As expected, my brother's true love is boats.

"I was also considering whether to tell Xiaobai about this," said Er Gou, the guild leader, as she watched Xiaobai's emotions gradually stabilize. She cupped her face in her hands and smiled at Xiaobai. "But now it seems like telling her might be quite interesting, doesn't it?"

"Yes, thank you, President Sister."

"You're welcome."

"I didn't even know the president existed until now... Lexington and the others never told me."

"After all, it happened ten years ago, so it's normal not to remember."

"The relationship between the president and my brother after..."

"We can't be husband and wife anymore, and we can't even be considered friends. Although we're not close enough to talk on the phone every day, we still see each other occasionally when he goes on a trip."

"Do Lexington and the others know?"

"You probably don't know."

"..."

"Don't worry so much. I'm a self-disciplined mistress, I know my place. I've never liked your brother." President Er Gou coughed lightly. "Well, the time's just right. Little Bai, let me tell you a secret."

"What secret?" Xiaobai asked curiously.

"You might not believe it, but actually—I like girls." President Er Gou's expression gradually turned serious.

"Okay." Xiaobai nodded.