Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Culinary Journey Through the Heavens

Chapter 184 Missile with Poop, Goddess Repels!

Chapter 184 Missile with Poop, Goddess Repels!

"Achoo!"

In the heavens, Eris, who had just finished receiving a soul and sending it to another world to be reincarnated, suddenly sneezed.

The white-haired goddess of fortune was somewhat puzzled, feeling as if the power of luck she controlled had been triggered by something just now.

However, upon closer examination of the lucky power, it seems that this was just an illusion.

"Could it be an illusion caused by overwork?"

Eris rubbed her temples, but there was no time for her to think, because the next soul she needed to receive had arrived.

As a goddess, Eris believed she had to offer a warm smile to those who had passed away.

In contrast, Aqua, who had been drunk in the human world, had already been carried back to her room by her own disciples and was fast asleep on her soft bed.

. . . .

Good morning, Broly!

The next day, Broly arrived at the magic item shop. As soon as he opened the door and stepped inside, a familiar voice greeted him.

Following the sound, they saw the masked demon Barnier, dressed in a tailcoat with a lace apron hanging over it, standing by the counter with a feather duster in his hand.

"What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you, if there's a next time, I'll crush your mask?"

Broly frowned, clenched his fists, and walked over, looking menacing.

"You're saying that if I break into your house again and anger your master, he'll crush my mask. But this isn't your house."

Barnier shrugged and corrected the error in his words.

Broly stopped and thought about it carefully, realizing that he had indeed said that last night.

But what's the problem with that?

"I don't care. Since you dare to keep causing trouble, you'd better be prepared to have your mask crushed by me."

"Hey, you little brat, at least try to be reasonable!"

"Master Aqua said that there's no need to reason with demons."

Just as Barnier was on the verge of dropping his mask to escape, and Broly was on the verge of attacking Barnier, Wiz emerged from the newly built storage room and, seeing the tense atmosphere between the two, asked, "What are you doing?"

"Wiz, this brat intends to kill this clone of mine."

"I'm ready to get rid of this masked demon that's been haunting you."

The two said different things at the same time.

"We didn't bother her at all!"

Upon hearing the boy's reason for wanting to resolve his own situation, Barnier quickly retorted, glancing at the Lich Lady and gesturing for her to explain as well.

"Um?"

Upon hearing this, Broly also turned his seeking gaze to Wiz.

"Mr. Barnier wasn't bothering me. He just found me last night while I was purifying the souls of the dead in the cemetery. He said he wanted to settle down in Axel and wanted to find a job in my shop."

I was thinking that there are cleaning and other chores to do at the shop every day, and I can't always bother Broly to come and help, so I agreed to hire him as a general helper.

"That's what Miss Lich explained."

"Broly, did you hear that? I didn't pester anyone; I got this job as a general helper through Wiz's fair and square application!"

Barnir, the Duke of Hell, the leader of the Seven Demons and known as the Demon with the ability to see a thousand miles, stood tall with his arms crossed, holding a feather duster between his elbows, and spoke to Broly in this arrogant manner.

It seemed that being a general helper at Wiz's shop was something to be proud of.

"Mr. Barnier, if you try to slack off like this, I'll fire you!"

Wiz saw Barnier bullying his boy and said something behind his back with a smile.

Barnier: "..."

Her arrogant demeanor crumbled instantly, and muttering that Wiz would definitely become a capitalist devil in the future, she continued cleaning the store.

Seeing Barnier working diligently, wiping tables and mopping floors, Broly had no reason to continue attacking Him.

Of course, Barnier's motivation for working wasn't the money, but rather to absorb negative emotions from Broly, and in that respect, Barnier has already achieved his goal.

From the moment Broly entered the store and saw Him inside, Barnier sensed a mixture of surprise and slight anger emanating from Broly.

Although the quantity was small, the quality was excellent, so much so that Barnier mopped the floor very frequently now. In just a short while, the floor of the magic item shop was mopped so clean that it was reflective.

This demon also seems to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, thoroughly cleaning even the nooks and crannies with various small tools, looking like a professional housekeeper.

. . . .

"Oh dear, where did this little devil from hell come from, sweeping the floor in my shop?"

The next day, after hearing about Banir's whereabouts from Broly, Aqua skipped sleeping in and got up early to run to the magic item shop. She saw the masked demon sweeping the shop entrance with a broom and immediately started mocking him.

"Oh my, oh my, I wondered who it was. Turns out it's a shameless imposter goddess with a skin thicker than a city wall. She actually brazenly took someone else's shop and made it her own."

Barnier, not to be outdone, retorted directly to Aqua.

"Who are you calling shameless?"

"I will speak to whoever answers me."

The goddess and the demon glared at each other angrily.

"Forget it, I, a goddess, won't stoop to the level of a little devil."

Finally, as Aqua said this, she actually took a step back.

Darkness and Wiz, who were watching the scene unfold, were somewhat surprised, as this was not Aqua's usual temperament.

It wasn't until Aqua bought a bag of sunflower seeds and, in front of them, ate them and spit the shells out onto the floor of the magic item shop that they felt things were back to normal.

"Pah! Hey, you lazy little devil over there, how did you clean up? There's trash here again."

Aqua, the garbage maker, munched on sunflower seeds while taunting Banir with a cheeky expression.

"You utterly rude and awful goddess!"

Even a demon couldn't remain calm in the face of Aqua's blatant provocation.

As expected, Barnier got into a fight with Aqua in the store.

Purification magic and clay missiles floated around the shop.

Fortunately, with the pickled vegetables sold out, there are very few customers coming to the store in the morning, so the fight has not affected them.

"Purification Technique~"

"It's useless. Your purification release speed is as slow as a snail's pace; it can't keep up with my Mask Transfer Technique at all!"

It's called the Mask Transfer Technique, but it's actually just clay clones frantically transferring black and white masks to avoid the constantly flashing purification light behind them.

"Ha, I see you're all talk and no action, you devil."

As soon as she finished speaking, a clay missile struck Aqua in the face from the side.

"Haha, I caught you off guard, you fake goddess."

"That mere clay can't hurt me at all!"

"Damn it, if it weren't for that brat Broly, I guarantee I'd blow your frizzy head out of shape for you, you bastard goddess."

"Hahaha, Broly is my disciple. With him backing me up, what can you, a demon from hell, do to me?"

Aqua is acting like a bully who takes advantage of his master's power.

"Shameless bastard! Luckily, I anticipated this, so the clay missiles I prepared for you contained wild dog excrement. You can smell how stinky they are!"

Aqua took a sniff and, sure enough, it had a smell.

"You despicable, shameless dung beetle demon!"

"Same here, you're another rude goddess who spits out sunflower seed shells everywhere!"

The battle between the goddess and the demon ended with Aqua's defeat once again.

Broly, who witnessed the whole thing, could only think of the meme "[mop covered in poop, Lu Bu reborn]".

However, judging from Barnier's smug smile as he looked at the terrible situation in the shop, it's hard to say who really won this battle.

(End of this chapter)